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26 Aralık 2007 Çarşamba

ik ga naar school- tegenwoordige tijd, ik ging naar school-verleden tijd, ik ben naar school gegaan-verprutste tijd, ik maak huiswerk-stommiteit
Sex in a cano is like english beer: fucking close to water
School is net een hoerentent : elk uur een andere vent !
Vrienden zijn net sterren, je kunt ze niet altijd zien, maar je weet dat ze er altijd voor je zulle zijn!
De zwarte doos in een vliegtuig is onverwoestbaar, waarom wordt het hele vliegtuig dan niet van het zelfde materiaal gemaakt?
Waar stuurt een Belg zijn fotorolletje heen? Naar een ontwikkelingsland!
Ik ben niet gek, ik ben een kiwi!
Vrij nooit in de tuin, vrij nooit tussen het riet, de liefde is blind, maar de buurman niet
weetje wat lollig is? nou jij in ieder geval niet.
Hoe laat je een dom blondje op zondag lachen? Vertel haar een leuke mop op vrijdag avond
Mama heeft eten gemaakt. Stront met bonen.. En ik lust geen bonen..
Dit was hoe kat? Dit is houd kat. Dit was je kat. Dit is een kat. Dit was idioot kat. Dit is bezig kat. OK? Lees nu het derde woord van elke zin.
Ik ben naar een fuif waar mensen zoals jij niet binnen mogen. Als ik tegen morgenvroeg 11 uur niet terug ben, dan betekent dat ik nog met je moeder in bed lig.
Niet storen, ik ben al gestoord genoeg!
ik ben niet dik, ik ben gewoon te klein voor mijn gewicht
Sorry, ik kan niet antwoorden want ik heb geheugenverlies en ik vind het dom om tegen mensen te spreken die ik me niet herinner.Gelieve mij te helpen en mijn naam, mijn e-mail en mijn paswoord te geven en een beetje over mij vertellen? Bedankt
Maak je niet druk, ik ben terug in een ruk!
Er zijn drie soorten mensen: mensen die kunnen tellen en mensen die niet kunnen tellen.
Gelieve even niet te spreken, ik ben mijne kop aan`t breken
Wat ben ik blij dat ik afwezig ben.. Het is nogal rustig zonder jou
Hallo, ik ben er even niet, ik ben nu aan`t bellen met dames van het escort service als ik binnen 4 minuten niet klaar ben, kom even langs me huis en help me
De koeien loeien, de schapen blaten, ik ben nu melken dus laat ik jou maar praten!
Ik zit in het `vuilnisbelt`, gelukkig heb ik maar 3 `zakken` vandaag!
Geachte leden, de cursus omgaan met teleurstellingen gaat vanavond helaas niet door!
Wat is het verschil tussen een blauwe en een gele boom? Ze zijn allebei wit behalve de paarse want die is groen!
Meisje laat je rok maar waaien, de wind kan je toch niet naaien..!!
Hebben arbeiders bij Pickwick wel eens koffiepauze?
Realiteit is een illusie die onstaat bij een gebrek aan alcohol
Is that a banana in your hand or are you just happy to chat with me?
Alcoholvrij bier is als een BH aan de waslijn, het beste is eruit!
Waar was de persoon mee bezig, toen hij ontdekte dat je melk uit een koe kon halen?
De dokter zegt dat ik schizofreen ben, maar wij vinden van niet
Get stoned, drink wet cement
Wil je me op mijn webcam... zien? Helaas berusten deze beelden niet op de werkelijkheid
Erotisch is met een veertje, kinky is met een hele kip
Waarom dragen vrouwen altijd strakke broeken terwijl ze allemaal zeggen dat hun kont te dik is
Gokken is slecht. Wedden?!
Dat mooie haar dat stoere lichaam die mooie ogen ....genoeg over mij hoe is het met jou?
Ze wisten al vanaf mijn geboorte dat ik voetballer ging worden, ze gaven mij al direct 2 ballen!
Vrouwen hebben 4 hersencellen. 1 voor elke kookplaat
Voel je goed, voel je lekker, scheer je reet met Black en Decker
Wat is het toppunt van geduldigheid? Een vis op de muur tekenen en wachten tot die wegzwemt
Wat is het toppunt van bejaardenseks? Een gebreide condoom
Wat is et toppunt van lef? Bij Hitler aanbelle en vrage of ie een Jodekoek wil!
Als vervelen dodelijk was, dan was de school nu een begraafplaats
If I was a dog and you were a flower, I would walk over you and give you a shower!
Wat is het toppunt van sadisme? Een blinde een klap voor zijn hersens geven, en daarna zeggen; die zag je niet aankomen he?
Als je linkerbeen kerst is, en je rechterbeen oud & nieuw, mag ik dan tussen de feestdagen wat tijd bij je rondbrengen?
Dronken neuken is als biljarten met een touwtje
If sex is a pain in the ass, you`re doing it wrong
Waarom gaat een belg met zijn korte broek naar de hoeren? Zonder pijpen is goedkoper!!
Nu weet ik waarom ik nog vrijgezel ben: mijn schoonouders konden geen kinderen krijgen
Heeft een jongen 3 meisjes dan is hij stoer, heeft een meisje 3 jongens, dan is ze een hoer
I forget names, I forget places, but forgetting you, forget it!
Die stomme kinderen zijn dom en ze denken dat ze wat zijn, weet je waarom? Omdat ik hun hersens op gegeten heb
Leraren zijn net bergbeklimmers, ze kunnen allemaal doodvallen!
Hij is zo dom dat zelfs als hij tweemaal zou mogen raden, hij nog niet zou weten welke richting de lift is opgegaan
Vrijwel nuchtere autobestuurder rijdt in op begrafenisstoet: ��n dode
Caravans willen helemaal niet op vakantie, vandaar dat die autos zo hard moeten trekken
Ik begin altijd te huilen als mensen tegen me zeggen dat ik snel huil, want dat is niet waar
Wie heeft jou toestemming gegeven om dit te lezen?
Mam, ik ben nu veertien, mag ik nu eindelijk een beha dragen? Nee Karel
Ik zag je lopen me mond viel open, ik zag je gezicht, hij viel weer dicht
Aan het einde van mijn geld houd ik altijd een stuk maand over
Gel is net sperma het vliegt zo je zak uit
Gij zult niet stelen !!! De overheid duldt geen concurrentie !!!
Haast je als je tijd hebt, dan heb je meer tijd als je je moet haasten
Ik had nog nooit een clown gezien, maar toen ik jou zag moest ik lachuhhhhh!!!!
If you can look into the mirror without laughing you have no sense of humour
Ik heb echt een sprookjes relatie. Als ik thuis kom zit die heks weer op de bank!
ik ben niet gek ik ben een vliegtuig en als je me niet gelooft dan stap je maar uit
In die tijd dat je deze tekst aan het lezen was, had je net zo goed wat te zuipen voor me kunnen halen...
Ooit eens een olifant achter een grassprietje gezien? nee? dan kan hij zich wel heel goed verstoppen!
ik hou vant leve, ik hou van de zon, \\\'k open de deure en flikker vant balkon.
Mama is boos, pluk een roos. Papa is boos, MAAK DAT JE WEGKOMT
meisjes zijn vaag en als ze beginnen te lachen zijn ze net een plaag
ik voel me wel eens stijf dat komt dan door een mooi wijf
mooie meisjes zijn als roos in je haar, die spoel je weg met head en shoulders
Rokers leven een half uur jonger, vrijers leven ander half uur meer, dus rokers vrij voor je leven!
van zwemmen word je slank wat doen walvissen dan verkeerd
Iemand die niet slim is, hoeft nog niet meteen dom te zijn
Ik hou van de zee, ik hou van de rotsen maar als ik jou zie dan moet ik kotsen
De school is net een bos elk uur een andere eikel
leraren kwamen uit het westen want wijzen kwamen uit het oosten
Een anorexia-pati�nt met mee-eters, is nooit leuk!
Wie de schoen past laat mams gelijk afrekenen
C`est Belle, C`est Super... C`est moi!
Borsten zijn net speelgoed treitjes ze zijn bedoelt voor kinderen maar papa speel er het meest mee
De school is net een bos elk uur een andere eikel
's Morgens kan ik niet eten omdat ik aan je denk.. 's Middags kan ik niet eten omdat ik aan je denk 's Avonds kan ik niet slapen omdat ik honger heb
Wat is het ideale beroep voor een spin? Webdesigner!
Wat is het toppunt van klein? Met een stijve tegen de muur aanlopen en toch je neus breken!
Als je linkerbeen kerst is, en je rechter oud&nieuw, mag ik dan tussen de feestdagen wat tijd bij je rondbrengen?
Jongens zijn net rivella light, een beetje vreemd maar wel lekker
Mijn buurjongen is zo lelijk dat ik bij hem heb ingebroken om zijn gordijnen dicht te doen
Zee is net school, elk uur een andere kwal!
Wat is een toppunt van lef? Bij je buurjongen inbreken en vragen of ie z`n gordijnen dicht wilt doen!
Jongens zijn net pingpongballetjes, ze gaan van bedje naar bedje!
ik zag pas een zwerver uit de prulenbakken aan het eteon op de straat ik vroeg doe je dat thuis ook of zo?????
Zullen we Hulk spelen? Ik ben groot en sterk en jij bent groen en lelijk!
Toen ik vannacht in mijn bed lag, en naar de sterren keek, dacht ik bij mezelf: waar is in hemelsnaam mijn dak naatoe??
Vrouwen zijn net typex.. eerst zijn ze je type en dan je ex
Beter een gat in je sok, dan een sok in je gat
Jongens zijn net paraplu`s, 1 ruk en ze staan stijf
Jongens zijn net postbodes, ze gaan van gleuf naar gleuf
Jongens zijn net sigaretten, hoe harder je zuigt, des te heter ze worden
jongens zijn net tafeltennis balletjes, ze gaan van bedje naar bedje
ben je een blondje ben je niet dom ,,ben je een bruin blondje dan ben je dom
Je weet het, of toch niet; maar je wist het, waarom zei je het dan niet?
Wat is het snelste dier ter wereld? Een slak die uit de bocht vliegt!
Ooh mooie paarse boom, mijn oma draagt een wonderkroon
Ik zag laatst een zwerver uit de prullenbak eten, ik zei doe je dat thuis ook?
Een belg kijkt in de spiegel en zegt tegen en ander belg die naast hem zit \'dat ben ik\'. Zegt die andere belg, laat eens kijken. Zegt hij \'niet waar dat ben ik\'.
Wat is Het Toppunt van Lef Hebbe?Naar Hitler gaan en Vragen Of die Een JodeKoek Wil!!
Als de wereld een appel was, dan was de school een rotte plek!
ik drink niet, ik rook niet en ik scheld niet. gvd nu valt men peuk in men glas bier!!
je handen om me hals, je lippen op de mijne, Oo wat is het tog fijn om een bierflesje te zijn!!
kijk eens over je linkerschoudr met je rechteroog dicht
Het is groen en het vliegt door de kerk.. Een dom blondje
Waarom moet je altijd naast een negerin gaan zitten in een vliegtuig? omdat ze de zwarte doos altijd terug vinden!
Hoi, ik ben lekker, zegt die andere; Mag ik je opeten?
school is net een spookhuis; ieder uur een andere griezel...
Bier zonder alcohol is als een beha aan de waslijn, het beste is eruit
Wat is het toppunt van lef? Een scheet laten als je diaree hebt!
als je me neit ziet zitten, ga ik wel staan
Man aan god:waarom heeft U de vrouw zo mooi gemaakt.god:om U ervan te laten houden.man;waarom heeft U ze ook zo dom gemaakt.god:om hen van U te laten houden...
Ik ben gisteren maar uit m'n raam geklommen om de gordijnen van m'n buurjongen dicht te doen.. man wat is die is lelijk!
de eerste keer dat we zoenden was in de fietsenschuur ik struikelde over de rekken en zoende toen de muur!!
De ideale man: rookt niet ,drink niet,flirt niet, en bestaat niet!
Er zijn 3 soorten mensen.. Mensen die kunnen tellen en mensen die dat niet kunnen.
Ben niet gek, ben een vliegtuig en als je mij niet gelooft, Dan stap je maar uit!
Mocht ik aan de viagra bezwijken, mocht ik aan de sex vergaan, laat dan op mijn grafsteen schrijven: Ik ben te geil om op te staan.
Wat is het toppunt van botheid? Aan een lilliputter vragen wat die wil worden als die groot is..
Ik heb de sleutel van mijn hart gevonden! Weet je waar die lag? In mijn nachtkastje
ik zag laatst een zwerver uit een prullenbak eten. Dus ik zeg doe je dat thuis ook ofzo?
Met durex`s om je knupel verlies je geen druppel
Jozef kan doen wat hij wil, want Maria slikt de pil. Maar op een dag ging het mis, daarom vieren wij kerstmis
Hoe maak je een sukkel nieuwsgierig? Ik vertel het morgen wel.
I k ben niet dik! Ik moet niet afvallen!....hmm....wat dan wel? Tegenovergestelde van af.. Opvallen!
Ik ben linkshandig, jij rechtshandig en je ouders onhandig!
Wat doe je als een dom blondje een handgranaat gooit? Het pinnetje er uit trekken en terug gooien..
Als je een kuil graaft voor iemand anders, ben je in iedergeval geen egoist
het is een feit, dat de meid, met de benen gespreid, wacht tot de gezelligheid binnenglijd
Jongens zijn net onderbroeken, voor je het weet zitten ze tussen je reet.
Echte Windows 98 Error: Keyboard Not found press F1 to Continue!
Zwaai uw tieten in het rond, schuur je klitoris op de grond,stop 4vingers in je kut,ram die kitelaar tot prut.bevredig je met een gans,dit is de masturbatiedans
Speak English very well, not very snel, but that comes
School is moeten, moeten is dwang, dwang is arbeid, arbeid is slavernij, slavernij is verboden, dus hoef ik niet naar school!
Wat is het toppunt van domheid? 2 kale mannen die vechten om een kam
Drink ik dan bederf ik.. drink ik niet dan sterf ik.. beter gedronken en bedorven, dan niet gedronken en toch gestorven.
Meiden zijn net Typex, eerst is het je typ, daarna is het je ex
god made the earth, god made the lake, god made you, that was a big mistake!
Als jongens gek zijn, dan ben ik zot, want ik val op ze.
Duw je vogeltje maar in mijn holletje want mijn kleintjes wachten
Een man is pas een man als ie denkt dat ie iets vrouwelijks heeft.
I speak English very well, aber noch nicht so schnell moar dat komt nog wel
Jongen zijn net wespen, als ze je steken heb je een bult
Jongens zijn slim, jongens zijn dapper maar meisjes zijn veel slimmer en veel knapper
Wat doet een man in de wc: Dat weet je niet de deer zit op slot.
Ik val niet op meisjes, maar laat me zachtjes op ze zakken.
School:elke dag stromen er mensen naar binnen: je zou haast denken dat er iets te doen was!
Wat is het toppunt van zieligheid? Iemand met 1 been een step geven!
Hoeveel belgen heb je nodig om een chocoladetaart te bakken? Vijf..1 voor het beslag en vier om de smarties te pellen!
Liefde maakt blind, vandaar die bult op mn kop
wat is het toppunt van domheid , tegen een paaltje pissen en de verkeerde paal in je broek doen
School is net oorlog, leraren zijn de soldaten en huiswerk is hun wapen
Jij bent zo dom je gaat terug naar de winkel om te zeggen dat er een gat in je donut zit
Vrouwen zijn net kauwgum, als ie niet meer lekker is gooi je hem weg!
Hoe neemt een belg een douche? Door tegen de wind in te pissen
Het leven is een feest, je moet alleen zelf de slingers ophangen.
Als een van je levensdoelen de oudste mens op aarde worden is, en een ander parachute springen zonder parachute, dan gaat er iets fout
Leraren zijn net dictators, als je in de les zit denken ze dat zij alles in hun eentje mogen bepalen
Waarom zit je op school? Om te leren en te ontdekken wat je leven verziekt
Ze kunnen beter over je schuur lullen dan over je lul schuren!
leraren zijn net klokken.ze zijn getikt en lopen achter.
I am here! Now what are your other 2 wishes?
Jongens zijn net vrachtwagens, voor je het weet lig je eronder
Jongens zijn net WC`s, als er 1 bezet is, neem je een ander!
Meisjes zijn net magnetronnen, ff opwarmen en de worst erin
Jongens zijn net postbodes.. Van de ene gleuf naar de andere
Ze wisten dat ik postbodegleuf werd, dus gaven ze mij met mijn geboorte een gleuf!
de vogels doen het! de bijtjes doen het ! doen wij het ook?............ neeej wij kunnen niet vliegen
Wat is het toppunt van optimisme? Een Hollander met een studiebeurs!
De zon gaat zinloos ten onder, morgen moet ze toch weer op.
wat zegt een neger als hij over het zebra-pad loopt? Je ziet me wel je ziet me niet!
Waarom neemt een domblondje een mes mee in haar auto? Om de bochten af te snijden
Hoe wil je je eitje morgenvroeg: gebakken, gekookt of bevrucht?
Wat is de overeen komst tussen turken en sperma? Ze komen met duizenden en er werkt er maar 1
Hoe heet Alice in the wonderland in het Turks? => Fatima in de Aldi!
Meisjes zijn net treinen als de een weg is pak je gewoon de volgende
Een goudvis zegt tegen een andere goudvis: geef me een joint dan word ik haai
Waarom gaat een dom blondje op de laatste dag van de winter langs het raam naar buiten?omdat de lente voor de deur staat!!
Coca cola went to town, pepsi cola shoot him down. Dr. pepper pept him up, now they drink all 7-up
Hoeren zijn net tv-zenders, elke dag een ander programma
Hoe neemt een nederlander een douche? Door tegen de wind in te pissen
Hoeveel nederlanders heb je nodig om een chocoladetaart te bakken? Vijf..1 voor het beslag en vier om de smarties te pellen!
Hoe neemt een belg een douche? Om tegen de wind in te pissen
Waar stuurt een Nederlander zijn fotorolletje heen? Naar een ontwikkelingsland!
Jongens zijn net vrachtwagens:als je niet oppast lig je er zo onder
Topunt van een binnenpretje; een tampon met jeukpoeder
Tegen de tijd dat je dit leest heb je 5 seconde van je leven verspild
Liefde is net een lied... het begint en het eindigt
Een dove een klap tegen zijn kop geven en zeggen wie niet horen wil moet maar voelen is niet grappig!
Een opblaaspop aan een terrorist geven is niet grappig.
Waarom gaat een nederlander met zijn korte broek naar de hoeren? Zonder pijpen is goedkoper!!
Jongens zijn net drop, je kunt er niet van af blijven
Ik wou dat ik een vulkaan was, de hele dag op mijn rug liggen roken terwijl men zegt:'kijk hij werkt'
Ik ben niet zo sterk als arnold en niet zo knap als leonardo maar ik lik als lassie
Mocht ik aan de wiet bezwijken mocht ik aan de hash vergaan, laat dan op mn grafsteen schrijven, ik ben te stoned om op te staan
Zolang mijn baas net doet alsof ik veel verdien, doe ik net alsof ik hard werk.
Wat is het toppunt van lulligheid? Tegen een blinde zeggen dat hij te diep in het glaasje heeft gekeken..
jongens zijn net drop je kunt er niet van af blijven
Leraren zijn net schilderijen, ophangen die zooi!
Waarom neemt een belg een voetbal mee naar de disco? Hij hoopt bij de meisjes te kunnen scoren.
Wat is de overeenkomst tussen een slimme belg en een t-rex? ze zijn allebei uitgestorven!!
Waarom maken kale mensen nooit ruzie ? omdat ze elkaar niet in het haar kunnen vliegen!
Jij bent zo dom je gaat terug naar de winkel om te zeggen dat er een gat in je donut zit
Waarom is Christus niet in Nederland geboren?Omdat ze daar geen 3 wijzen konden vinden !!!!!!
Alcoholvrij bier is als een BH aan de waslijn, het beste is eruit!
Wat is het toppunt van lef? Aan een blinde twee punaises geven en zeggen dat het lenzen zijn
de dokter zegt dat ik schitzofreen ben,maar wij zeggen van niet
Vrienden zijn net sterren, je kunt ze niet altijd zien, maar je weet dat ze er altijd voor je zulle zijn!
Mam, ik ben nu veertien, mag ik nu eindelijk een beha dragen? Nee Karel
Je moet snel naar brussel want Manneke pis is gestolen en ze hebben een andere zeikerd nodig
Jongens zijn net als soep, zonder balletjes zijn ze niks waard
Hoe hebben ze de borden �verboden op het grasveld te lopen� in het midden van het grasveld kunnen zetten ?

overige msn namen

- If you think,this is the place where you wanna be, then stay, and I will go away
- Ik ben niet nieuwsgierig, ik wil gewoon graag alles weten
- Ik praat niet te snel....iedereen luistert te langzaam
- Waarom zou je rennen? De wereld draait toch om jou
- Gene Yuss
- Gill T. Azell, guilty as hell
- Hall E. Luya
- Black or White, Thin or Thick, Young or Old, Good or Bad...What Thoes It Mathers? Were All Gonna Die
- Sommige mensen leven omdat het illegaal is ze te doden
- Haywood Jablowme.. hai would you blow me?
- After all it's only a weed that turns to a flower in your mind
- Your lips keep moving but all I hear is blablabla
- Een glimlach is de goedkoopste manier om er beter uit te zien
- You can break every bone in my body, but you can never break my soul
- A devil never cries, because crying is a gift that only humans have
- We are all the same color when you turn out the lights
- Een schouderklopje is slechts enkele centimeters verwijderd van een schop voor je kont
- Als er een schaap over de dam is, moet de boer er achter aan
- Als je negatief denkt over iets, wordt het altijd positiever dan je dacht
- 'naam', hard van buiten, zacht van binnen!
- Tell me what you see, when you look at me
- Ik ben zo weinig online, ik wens jullie daarom allemaal een vrolijk kerstfeest, een gelukkig nieuwjaar en een zalig pasen
- Wat gebeurt er als de tijd 30 keer sneller gaat? Je krijgt elke dag salaris en je vrouw bloedt dood!
- Wat is het toppunt van binnenpret? Een tampon met jeukpoeder
- Ik hou van de zee, ik hou van de rotsen, maar als ik jouw zie moet ik kosten

humor msn namen

Your the reason that god Created This Female
- i don't like you so fuck you al
- als vervelen dodelijk was dan was de school nu een begraafplaats
- Waarom hebben mensen twee ogen ? Ze hebben er toch maar één nodig !
- Opeens heb je het...........je word docent!!
- don't hate me because i'm beautiful!hate me because...wel...okay!...hate me because i'm beautiful!
- struttin'our stuff,shakkin'our bootiez,me and my girls are fulltime cutiez!
- if i was a dog and you were a flower,i would walk over you and give you a shower!
- rozes are red,voilets are blue,a face like yours belongs in the zoo!
- don't be sad,don't be blue,frankenstein was ugly to!
- roses are red,violets are blue...god made me sexy but what the hell happened to you?!
- little birdy in the sky,dropped a poopie in my eye,i didn't scream i didn't cry.but i thank the lord that cows can't fly!
- ik hou van de zee ik hou van de rotsen , maar van jou moet ik kotsen
- Love is in the air... maar ik heb hoogtevrees:(
- (JE NAAM ) RUIM JE SPEELGOED NOU EENS OP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- VRIJ VIJLIG NEUK EEN APPEL
- Jongens zijn slim, jongens zijn dapper. Meisjes zijn slimmer en veel knapper
- god schiep de aarde, god schiep het woud, god schiep ook jou maar iedereen makt welleens een fout! (powered bij DJVG)
- I'm still, I'm still jenny from the block! 'I used to have pussy now I have a cock
- nijntje het playboykonijntje
- nieuw! feyenoord slagroom,makkelijk te kloppen
- Wat is de overeen komst tussen papagaai en een homo allebij zaad in hun bek en schijt op hun stok !!
- alcohol mag je nooit afwijzen het is net zoals als er iemand met een collecte bus langs komt voor de kanker bestrijding
- vrouwen zijn net kerst bomen eerst versier je ze en daar na takel je ze af
- ik liep laatst op straat ik zag je mooie ogen, maar de stoeprand iets te laat

liefde msn namen

- Ze zeggen wel eens dat alles went maar een leven zonder jou went nooit !!
- i swear i'll be there any time you want me too i i'll be true here for you because i love you
- can't you give me one more change to make it all up to you...
- When an appel is green, he is ready to pluck, when a girl is sixteen, she is ready to fuck
- liefde is als de regen, je wordt er nat van
- I love (een naam ) but loves she/he me ..?
- || * Im NoT SaYiN ThAt I jUsT CaNt LiVe WiThOuT Yo ..BuT Mi LiFe Is So MuCh BeTtEr WiTh Yo HeRe *||
- My (L) 4 U is like a huge train.......why?? you'll find out soon when U try to stop it(K)
- Korting tot 31 decemeber ( jaar invoegen ) op het produkt: Mij!!!!! Overal Verkrijgbaar!
- Love is a name... sex is a game..4 get the name and play the game
- it will take a lifetime to forget you, so if you want me to forget you, you'll have to kill me...
- What have I done to deserve this ?
- Geen weg is oneindig, geen zee is te diep, ik zal wachten op de dag dat jij weer naar me lacht ...
- Love me for what I am, don’t hate me for what I’m not
- friends are like stars, your not always see them but you know that they'll be there
- wh¥ dø î løv€ th€ øñ€$ th@t hurt m€, @ñd hurt th€ øñ€$ th@t løv€ m€? :'(
- Als ik jou zou moeten bellen wanneer ik aan jou denk, zou je telefoon 1*0 keer per minuut afgaan !!!!
- <<**vrijgesel**>> dus................................................ jongens gezocht!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- words begin whit ...... A.B.C numbers begin whit ......1.2.3. songs begin whit ......... DO.RE.MI. but treu friends begin whit ......................... YOU & ME
- don't love 1, don't love 2, but love the 1, who loves you 2
- oops I've lost my number... can I have yours??
- when i was young my mother used to kiss my good night but now i've growed so would't you kiss me goodnight
- Als liefde blind is... hoe kan hij mij dan vinden?
- girls are everywhere but you are the girl i like
- Als een zandkorrel je een kus zou geven gaf ik je de hele woestijn!

msn namen

- I'm so in love but I don't know if he likes me
- You have received 1 new email message
- ze kunnen beter over je fiets lullen dan over je lul fietsen
- de liefde bestaat uit verschillende onderdelen;de bekendste:overspel plegen.
- vrouwen hebben 4 hersencellen.................... 1 voor elke kookplaat
- Mother Earth's G-Spot
- voel je goed,voel je lekker,scheer je reet met Black en Decker
- zitten 2 olifanten op een hoogspanningsdraad zegt de een tegen de ander..........tjilup!
- Pluk de dag voordat je in een vaas eindigt
- Waarom hollen? De wereld draait toch om jou!
- 'a)vrede op aarde desnoods met geweld(6)
- -------->de bijtjes doe het, de vogeltjes doen het, zullen wij het ook doen ????neejoh gekkie wij kunnen toch niet vliegen...
- Een koe staat te eten komt er een duif aanvliegen.Zegt de duif:''Roe-Koe'' Dan zegt de koe:''Roe-Duif''
- Deze woorden die ik tot jou exploteer komen net zo hard aan als dat ik jou brein 1*0*0% alcoholizeer
- was't verschil tussen een wasmachine en een leerkracht?? wasmachine werkt op electricteit en leerkracht op de zenuwen
- wat is het toppunt van geduldigheid.... een vis op de muur tekenen en w8ten tot ie weg zwemt
- (ci)(li)(tu)(h5)(brb)(st)(yn)(pl)weet je waarom smurfen altijd lachen omdat het gras tegen hun balltejes kietelt(ci)(li)(tu)(h5)(brb)(st)(yn)(pl)
- je hebt 3 soorten mensen: mensen die kunnen tellen en mensen die niet kunnen tellen!
- Ik zocht mezelf en vond iets beters..............................................Jou
- wat voor kleur krijgen smurven als ze gekild wordeNn?
- I wish I was a barbie... SHIT that bitch has everything!
- Er liggen 2 bonen in een bed zegt de een: Dauwe Egbert!!
- wat is het toppunt van bejaardenseks?? een gebreide condoom
- Wat is et toppunt van lef?????Bij Hitler aanbelle en vrage of ie een Jodekoek wil.....;)
- Hoesow heeft de koningin een roze telefoon? .. Om te bellen :

Offensive Names

6 Aralık 2007 Perşembe

Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few
A kiss is a rosy dot over the 'i' of loving.
To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk by again?
I'm loved by some, hated by plenty, but wanted by many
Can i borrow your library card because i'd like to check you out!
Aren't you tired? You're walking for hours in my head!
Guys are air for me, and without air I can't live
I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war
If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right
Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
Love is stronger than justice.


Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you!
I Close My Eyes And Kiss Your Lips, Then I Go To Paradise
Roses are red diaments are plastic, I am great, you are fantastic!
Don't love me for fun, love me for a reason .. let the reason be love
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
If every word I said could make you laugh, I'd talk forever...
Maybe he saw me, but how could he when I'm hidden forever in this mask?
You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection
What you love is a sign from your higher self of what you are to do.
True love never lives happily ever after - true love has no ending
Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first
We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.

Love Msn Names

Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few
A kiss is a rosy dot over the 'i' of loving.
To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk by again?
I'm loved by some, hated by plenty, but wanted by many
Can i borrow your library card because i'd like to check you out!
Aren't you tired? You're walking for hours in my head!
Guys are air for me, and without air I can't live
I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war
If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right
Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
Love is stronger than justice.


Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you!
I Close My Eyes And Kiss Your Lips, Then I Go To Paradise
Roses are red diaments are plastic, I am great, you are fantastic!
Don't love me for fun, love me for a reason .. let the reason be love
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
If every word I said could make you laugh, I'd talk forever...
Maybe he saw me, but how could he when I'm hidden forever in this mask?
You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection
What you love is a sign from your higher self of what you are to do.
True love never lives happily ever after - true love has no ending
Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first
We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.

Friendship Names

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never
The only way to have a friend is to be one.
What is a friend? 1 soul in 2 bodies
The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend.
The moon is a friend for the lonesome to talk to
There are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet
Misfortune shows those who are not really friends
That friendship will not continue to the end which is begun for an end.
Life without friendship is like the sky without sun.
Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?
The best personal mirror is the opinion of a friend
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty
Fate chooses your relations, you choose your friends


We will be friends until forever, just you wait see
I get by with a little help from my friends.
A friend might well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives
The secret to friendship is being a good listene
We are all alone untill we accept our need for others
Everyone is a friend, until they prove otherwise
Who finds a faithful friend, finds a treasure
Hold a true friend with both your hands.
A faithful friend is the medicine of life.
Friends are the sunshine of life
However rare true love may be, it is less so than true friendship
Plant a seed of friendship; reap a bouquet of happiness
The only way to have a friend is to be one
Friendship is Love without his wings!
A friend loves at all times.
Friendship needs no words...

Funny Msn Names

Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns
Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules!
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend
I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.
Never put a sock in a toaster
I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it
I must confess, I was born at a very early age
He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough.
The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?
Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
When I’m good, I’m really good, but when I’m bad I’m better
I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet
Take a break like it is a sort of screen saver!


If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
We both know I'm the best, that's why you never tell me
I like your new face, but my monkey wants his ass back.
Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love
The shortest distance between two points is always under construction.
Practical politics consists in ignoring facts.
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
I'm a classic example of all humorists — only funny when I'm working
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil
I just thought of something funny...your mother
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Cool Msn Names

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes
Reality Sucks! I’m Gonna Keep On Dreamin
The surest way to remain poor is to be honest.
An idea is salvation by imagination
I Don’t Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me
Life's a bitch. Be its pimp
A liar will not be believed, even when he speaks the truth.
Many would be cowards if they had courage enough.
Courage is the price that Life exacts for granting peace.
Save a tree, eat a beaver
Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it a hundred times
Dont steal, the government hates competition
Short is the joy that guilty pleasure brings.
Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result.
The world belongs to the enthusiast who keeps cool.


The higher you are, the farther you fall
Intelligence could be instinct which has it at the wrong end
What is arrogance? Thinking you can compete with me!
I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Not me, not now, maybe later...
Eat the dish of revenge cold instead of hot.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
Facts are the enemy of truth.
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose?
The easiest way to avoid a hangover is to just stay drunk
Eat healthy, exercise more, still die
Time is what keeps things from happening all at once
If marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws
A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts

MSN Names for Girls

8 Kasım 2007 Perşembe

Forget chocolate, Diamonds are my best friend!
Boys are great, every girl should own 1 (or two... three...)
:)I'm too pretty to do math ;)
Im part of the F.B.I: Im Faboulos, beautiful and Intelligent
Sweet yet loud, Im a cutie 'n' proud!
I'm not a goddess I'm not a queen, I'm just the prettiest girl you have ever seen!(K)
Broken Baby Doll

Cool MSN Names for Girls

Girls don't like boys, girls like money and expensive cars!
God made sand, God made dirt, God made boys so girls can flirt!
I love you is eight letters long but so is bullshit.

Looking 4 Mr. Right
Miss.Ms ©

Girly MSN Names

I won't mess with your head or play with your heart, Because I'm a real girl and I finish what I start.
You shouldn't be anyone specail to me, Your just another guy. you shouldn't lead me on exspcially if it's a lie, one day it's love the next day it's done, you hurt me to much to be the one
At night i pray that soon your face will fade away!
I'm not perfect, niether is he but together we just may be!
(*) Im a supergirl and Im here to save the world .

Tired of trying, Sick of crying, yeah i'm smiling but inside I'm dying!
Someone asked if I knew you, it was sad cause all I could say was " I used to"
Please don't think I'm crazy, I don't want you to understand. My mind is going hazy, to hell with your helping hand... Why don't you just leave me alone, this conflict is my own!

Sweet MSN Names for Girls

Dont wear a frown, its neva in style, just do ur best 2 SMILE SMILE SMILE!
Dont ask me complicated questions! I'm blonde!
When god made me, he was just showin off!
Caution: I'm mental! communicate with me at ur own risk!
My name isn't Elmo, but tickle me anyway!
My Dad (L)'s Me N I (L) His Credit Card.

Girls MSN Nick Names

Ur like my maths book, u hav lots of problems!
Sometimes I wish I was a little kid again.. Skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts.

SMART girls are more interested in having FUN than trying to look perfect~!
We are the people your parents warned you about!
Don't Treat Me Any Differently Than You Would The Queen
Know everyone you love but dont love everyone you know.

MSN Messenger Names for Girls

Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, But what happened to you!
Do you believe in love at first site..? Or do I have to walk past again?
Im YOUNG and BEAUTIFUL thats all that counts.

Ur only bad if u get caught... so that makes me a good girl.. right?!
Im sorry, do I look like I was listening?~
Smokin can really kill a person, y dont u try it?.

Girls Names for MSN Messenger

:P Didn't ask to be a princess, but hey if the crown fits! :P
Don't be afraid to be yourself, the people who matter don't care; the people that care don't matter
I'd like a diamond, I'd like some gold, I'd like a pearl, Because I'm daddy's little girl :)
ur looks, ur smile, ur kiss, ur style everythin bout u boy drives me wild
You know I love you, You know I care, Whenever you need me I will be there!
If Love Is A Crime I Would Be In Jail Forever.

Girls MSN NAMES

Girls Are Better Than Boys, We All Know It, Boys Try too Hard, But Still Don't Show It!
Girls Are Like Fireworks, Their Kisses Light Up The Night, Their Hugs Make Everything Bright!
Girls Are So Complex, They Confuse Themselves.

Girls Cheat But We Never Get Caught!
Good Looking Girls Are Hard To Find, That's Why You Don't See Me Too Often!
$5,000,000 Reward for fixing my broken heart :(
Good Looking Girls Are Hard To Find, That's Why You Don't See Me Too Often!
Girls rule! (literally look at the queen of England!)
(a)Good girls r (6)Bad girls who neva get caught! ;)
I'm too much princess for 1 boy
True friends are like stars, sometimes you can't see them but they're always there.
Don't wear a frown, its never in style, just try ur best, to smile smile smile :D!
I'm so beautiful I married myself.

Boys MSN NAMES

You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy :P;)

(6)Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor(6)

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me

;) Just call me milk, I'll do your body good ;)

(B)it doesnt matta if u win or loose, its how drunk u get(B)

(&)she THINKS she had style...She THINKS she has class....BUT what i know is....She dont have 1 inch of an ass(&)

WANNA PLAY ARMY? LAY ON THE GROUND AND LET ME BLOW THE HELL OUTTA YA!

If i was a dog and u were a flower I'd lift my leg high, And give you a shower!!

Was ur daddy a baker coz u got a nice set of buns!!

Hey, baby...if you were a new hamburger at McDonalds, i would name you the McVery Sexy.

show them a screw and say wanna screw and if they say yes say lets go! if they say no say well why not, it'll just be 2 boards rubbin' together!

is your dad a hunter cuz u have nice racks!


(@) The cutest kittens have the sharpest claws (@)

:P;) I've lost my phone number. Can I have yours?.


(6);) I've lost my teddy bear.Could you sleep with me tonight? ;)(6)

;) If it weren't for you, I wouldn't come to school .


Ur so ugly tht b4 your mum goes to kiss you good night she puts a paperbag over ur head

Hey baby, how 'bout u come sit on my lap and we'll talk 'bout the first thing that pops up! ;)

Sad MSN Names

My strength is hatred, torment, and pain!
There are no tears, No feeling of guilt, Nowhere to channel the anger, Nowhere to leave the pain
You can't kill me.
I'm already dead
Early morning moments, A glimpse of joy, But it's soon over and I return to dust...
The closer we are to the soul, the further we are from perfection. Why settle for honesty when you can breathe a perfect lie.

Depressed MSN Names

I walk through fire, I walk through waves, darkness is overwhelming with hate and pain
I live a life of misery and hate, I dream of being loved and safe
Living is a nightmare, but suicides reality
Tears, scars and death... thats all life is to me
Kill me now, you know you want to.. it's not like I want to live anyway!
Thorns of time against the rose of the world, killing us slowly as my petals fall.

Depressing Names for MSN Messenger

A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.
We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
Don't step on a daisy while looking for a rose.
I try to laugh about it, cover it all up with lies. I try to laugh about it, hiding the tears in my eyes.
This is real, I'm afraid; this time there is no hiding

Depressing MSN Names

When will people understand that words can cut as sharply as any blade, and that those cuts leave scars upon our souls
One should forgive one's enemies, but not before they are hanged.
I'm not going to change who I am for other people.
I'd rather chew on broken glass than keep on living...
I'm so sick of my heart leading me places where there can be no a happy ending
I live a life of misery and hate, I dream of being loved and safe
A smack round the face and a slit on my wrists.
everyday ends like this...
Depression... a fancy word to say that ur dying inside
When ur depressed ur not just hurting yourself, your hurting the people around u.
Depression, is only the cry of a hurting soul, but no one wants to show it
[x] life.sucks[x]_[x]so depressed[x]_[x]hate.life

Cute MSN Names

I'm Cool, I'm cute, I'm gonna kick you with my boot!
I luv u 4eva n always 2 da end... I cant live without u cuz ur my best frend...
Your a special friend like the many different species of turtles... u r unique in many special ways... be yourself!
(l)Im a little cabbage broken into two, my leaves I give to others, my heart I give to u (l)
(L)When a friend walks in, The whole World walks Out(L)
Love is like a quicksand, the deeper you fall in, the harder it is to get out!
Love is like a baseball game 3 strikes and ure... OUT!
a million words wud not bring u bak i kno coz iv tried - but neither wud a million tears...i kno coz iv cried
God made the land god, made the sea, he needed a pricess and so he made me!
When tears flow in your eyes... Always remember two things: I'm here and I careI love you more then yeterday, and less then tomorrow
Love comes and goes but friends stay forever.

A memory lasts forever, never does it die. True friends stay together and never say goodbye!
Friends Never say goodbye, they say hello!!
I'd like a diamond, I'd like some gold, I'd like a pearl, Because I'm daddy's little girl :)
We may fight, and we may cry, but my love for you will never die
Distance echos of "I LOVE YOU" lead me slowly to you.
Love comes and goes but friends stay forever!
If kisses were the water I would give you the sea, If hugs were the leaves I would give you a tree, But if love was time, I would give you eternity.
When I saw u, I was afraid 2 talk 2 u, when I talked 2 u, I was afraid 2 hold u, when I held u I was afraid 2 love u, now I love u and I'm afraid 2 lose u!If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.

Some ppl are obsessed with fashion, a simple bag or shoe, I dont care what I'm wearing as long as I'm with u!

Hot MSN Names

Hot as fire sharp as glass mess with me and ill kick your @$#

Have no fear, I have beer! (B)

The hottest love has the coldest ending.


Don't wish on a star, REACH 4 1! (*)

I'm too hot to handle so watch out and u won't get burnt!

*-)Gee... I wish I was smart enough to smoke!!*-)

*Id RaThEr Be [HaTeD] 4 WhO I [Am],ThEn [LoVeD] 4 WhO I Am [NoT]*

Riders of the storm, One with the wind

Defenders of Creation

When they come, I'll be ready.

Still brave, beyond the grave.

Most People Don't Know How To Open Their Eyes To The Reality Of The World!

Dangerous minds... Dangerous thoughts.

MSN Quotes

Kids in the back seat don't cause accidents, accidents in the back seat
causes kids!! :-P

;):P(8) it was the night before Christmas when all through the house,
everybody was stoned including the mouse (8):P;)

If you need space join NASA!

If you're going my way, I'll walk with you.


If You Luv Me... Let Me Know... If You Don't... Then Let Me Go...

Some times your mind doesn't want u 2 be in love. but deep down u know you
are....


Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering where the heck
is my ceiling!

Never start frowning because you never know who's falling in love with
your smile :)


*everyone's entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege

God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a
masterpiece!


A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes, A Person Who
Doesn't Is A Fool Forever ...


The question is not Who am I
it's Am I who I am?

Due to the lack of funding the light at the end of the tunnel has been
turned off!!


sometimes stupid people do smart things~

A heart is not a play thing a heart is not a toy but if you want it
broken. just give it to a boy

Below are some funny msn quotes you can use on the instant messenger tools...

Do, or do not. There is no try.
- Yoda

There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.

Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.

My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? - Jean Cocturan

Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the
priviledge

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. - Dick Cavett

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

Offensive Nicknames

28 Eylül 2007 Cuma

Welcome to loserville. Population: you
It's people like you who give scum a bad name
I've had fun before. This isn't it
Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over
Recommended for you: "Windows For Dummies"
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode
Just because you're stupid doesn't mean I'm lying
Your village called, their idiot is missing
Girls/Guys are like lava lamps: good to look at, but not very bright
I'd smack you but shit splatters!
Excuse me, but I think my karma just ran over your dogma
You smell like the splashboard of an Indian urinal during mango season
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
msn nick names

I dream about a monster, about you!
It's not that I am anti-social. I just don't like you
Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!
You're the cum your mother should have swallowed
If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?
Know what goes best with a face like yours? A paper bag.
I know your sorry, now apologize!
If I throw a stick will you leave?
Wanna get laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!
Some guys say, "Suck on it" but I say, "Sorry, I choke on small objects"
The only driving you've done all day is driving me crazy
Why do BOY bands sound like GIRLS?
Everyone's entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege

Girl Power Nicknames

Girls Are So Complex, They Confuse Themselves!
Girls Cheat But We Never Get Caught!
Boys Are Bad, Throw Rocks At Them
Boys Are Great, Every Girl Should Own One
Boys Are Like Cars, They Press The Accelerator Too Soon!
Boys Are Like Nappies…Hard To Change And Full Of Shit!
Boys Are Like Kleenex…Soft, Strong And Disposable
Boys Say It's Great, Boys Say It's Fine 9 Months Later They Say It's Not Mine!
Boys Are Sexy And I Think There Fine, I'll Be The 6 And You Be The 9!
Boys...Everyone Needs One...Or Two...Or Maybe Three...Ok Ten!
Do you believe in love at first sight..? Or do I have to walk past again?
Im YOUNG and BEAUTIFUL thats all that counts!
Ur only bad if u get caught... so that makes me a good girl.. right?!
Im sorry, do I look like I was listening?~
msn nick names

Smokin can really kill a person, y dont u try it?!
Dont wear a frown, its neva in style, just do ur best 2 SMILE SMILE SMILE!
Dont ask me complicated questions! I'm blonde!

When god made me, he was just showin off!
Caution: I'm mental! communicate with me at ur own risk!
My name isn't Elmo, but tickle me anyway!
True Love Don’t Have A Happy Ending, True Love Don't Have No Ending!
True Love Will Never Be Explained…That's How I Know Im In Love!
Two Words Guy Hate…Don't And Stop Unless You Put Them Together
Dear God make me a bird, so i can fly far far away from here.
Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?
I'm like a butterfly.. pretty to see, hard to catch
Life is 4 living, Love is for giving!
Love is like a quicksand, the deeper you fall in, the harder it is to get out!
Love is like a baseball game 3 strikes and ure... OUT!
I love you more then yeterday, and less then tomorrow
Love comes and goes but friends stay forever!
Friends Never say goodbye, they say hello!!

Cool Msn NickNames

4 Eylül 2007 Salı

Cool Names for MSN Messenger
If at first you do not succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing
In the event of an emergency landing why do the people in the pamphlet look so calm?
I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left
3 words to ruin a guys ego. is it in??
You can better lose a lover than love a loser
I'm only crazy when other people cant stand that I'm right
Women/Men are like public toilets, they are either taken or full of crap!
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one
Work harder: People on welfare depend on you
Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity
Be back later...my dog ate my car keys....we are hitchhiking to the vet's office
We came, we saw, we drank beer
Geniuses are never understood in their own lifetimes
You can trust the government, just ask the Indians
Be nice to your children. For they will be choosing your nursing home someday
Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer
Save water, drink beer
Everybody makes mistakes, that's why they put erasers on pencils

Cool Nicknames

Don't like my attitude? Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes
Unite against togetherness!
Reality Sucks! I'm Gonna Keep On Dreamin
If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now...
No fear! (NAME) is here!
I Don't Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me
Life's a bitch. Be its pimp
I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal!
A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts
Save a tree, eat a beaver
By the time you read this, you've already read it
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it a hundred times
I don't curse, drink and smoke. H*ly shit! My cigarette fell in my glass of beer!
Dont steal, the government hates competition
If you hate me, i love you too. It ain't my fault i'm better than you
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!
The higher you are, the farther you fall

Nicknames

Intelligence could be instinct which has it at the wrong end
When life hands you a lemon, break out the tequila and the salt!
What is arrogance? Thinking you can compete with me!
I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Not me, not now, maybe later...
Life's a beach... Surf it up!
Trying is the first step towards failure
I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot
If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but milk do?
Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone
I'm more drunk than a three-legged chicken on a wet patch of ice!
When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better
To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all life's problems
WaNnA PLaY ArMy?? ... Ok! SiT BaCk AnD i'LL BLoW ThE HeLL OuT oF YoU!
I avoid temptation unless I can't resist it
I love work; it fascinates me; I can sit and watch it for hours
Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people

Funny Msn Nicknames

You're unique, just like everyone else....
Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules!
Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
Save a mouse, eat a pussy
Keep Earth clean, it's not Ur-anus
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow
Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns
Don't do it behind the garden gate love is blind but the neighbours ain't!
When you judge others you dont define them you define yourself.. :-)
The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?
You're looking at perfection, and it ain't you!
Do blind eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Never wish on 1 star more than 1nce cause your luck ALWAYS runs out!
I know that you know that I know that you think I'm the best, that's why you never tell me
We both know I'm the best, that's why you never tell me
Women/Men are proof that women/men can take a joke
As long as my boss pretends that I'm earning much, I'm pretending that I work hard
An answer to that nagging question............... I let the dogs out!
What do an Icebear have after swimming? Snowballs!

Cool Nick Names

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose?
Gravity always wins
The easiest way to avoid a hangover is to just stay drunk
There are some that are wise and others that are otherwise
I'm not an alcoholic. I am a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings
Buy land, they have quit making it!
Don't judge a man by his boxers, it's what's inside that counts
I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it
Eat healthy, exercise more, still die
Politicians prefer unarmed peasants
Time is what keeps things from happening all at once
Women/Men who seek to be equal with men/women lack ambition
What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up too..
Opinions are like assholes... Everyone's got one, and they stink
Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most
If marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws
I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun

Funny Nick Name For Msn Messenger

Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend
Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one
You know it's always business doing pleasure with you
If you throw rice at weddings, will asian people throw hotdogs?
I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
When I'm good, I'm really good, but when I'm bad I'm better
I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think not...
I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet
English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England!
You may laugh because I'm different but I laugh because you're all the same
If at first you dont succeed skydiving isnt for you
Take a break like it is a sort of screen saver!
I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
ScReW TwiZzLeRS!! i'LL MaKe YoUr MoUtH HaPPy!
I aint guilty, im just not innocent! ;-)
Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters
For all you who talk about me, thanks for making ME the center of YOUR world!
I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not

Funny Msn Names

You and the bank own a very lovely home
I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
You don't buy the drink here, you only rent it
All racists who are prepared to die for their country, why not now?
Drinking is the answer, I don't remember the question
Superman is a travestite
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question
Lower the age of puberty!
God bless Atheism
I drink to make other people interesting
My life is like a porno-movie, without the sex
An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits instead
A miserable person is one who truly enjoys a fart but can't
Anarchists of the world, unite!
Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
Don't be open-minded, your brains might fall out
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss

Funny Messenger Nicknames

You and the bank own a very lovely home
I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
You don't buy the drink here, you only rent it
All racists who are prepared to die for their country, why not now?
Drinking is the answer, I don't remember the question
Superman is a travestite
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question
Lower the age of puberty!
God bless Atheism
I drink to make other people interesting
My life is like a porno-movie, without the sex
An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits instead
A miserable person is one who truly enjoys a fart but can't
Anarchists of the world, unite!
Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
Don't be open-minded, your brains might fall out
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss

Girls Nicknames

Girls Are Better Than Boys, We All Know It, Boys Try too Hard, But Still Don't Show It!
Girls Are Like Fireworks, Their Kisses Light Up The Night, Their Hugs Make Everything Bright!
Girls Are So Complex, They Confuse Themselves!
Girls Cheat But We Never Get Caught!
Good Looking Girls Are Hard To Find, That's Why You Don't See Me Too Often!
$5,000,000 Reward for fixing my broken heart :(

Girls Msn Names

Good Looking Girls Are Hard To Find, That's Why You Don't See Me Too Often!
Girls rule! (literally look at the queen of England!)
(a)Good girls r (6)Bad girls who neva get caught! ;)
I'm too much princess for 1 boy
True friends are like stars, sometimes you can't see them but they're always there.
Don't wear a frown, its never in style, just try ur best, to smile smile smile :D!
I'm so beautiful I married myself!

Girls Nicknames

:P Didn't ask to be a princess, but hey if the crown fits! :P
Don't be afraid to be yourself, the people who matter don't care; the people that care don't matter
I'd like a diamond, I'd like some gold, I'd like a pearl, Because I'm daddy's little girl :)
ur looks, ur smile, ur kiss, ur style everythin bout u boy drives me wild
You know I love you, You know I care, Whenever you need me I will be there!
If Love Is A Crime I Would Be In Jail Forever

MSN Messenger Names for Girls

Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, But what happened to you!
Do you believe in love at first site..? Or do I have to walk past again?
Im YOUNG and BEAUTIFUL thats all that counts!
Ur only bad if u get caught... so that makes me a good girl.. right?!
Im sorry, do I look like I was listening?~
Smokin can really kill a person, y dont u try it?!

Funny Questions Nicknames

Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Funny Question Msn NickNames

If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
Why is a square meal served on round plates?
If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Funny Question Names for MSN Messenger

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"?
Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?
Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

Funny Questions MSN Names

Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
If your feet smell and your nose runs, are you built upside down?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
What's another word for synonym?
What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

Heartbroken MSN Names

It was never love that broke her heart it was losing that love that tore her apart.
Don't Lead Me On, And Leave Me Confused, any Girl Would Rather Be Left Alone, Than Have Her heart abused.
Where can I go to get away from the pain of loving you?
True love? I used to believe it existed, but when you've had your heart torn out and thrown on the floor, you just don't care anymore.
If you lost your love for me, you never let it show.
You said you didn't need me in your life. I guess you were right.

Heartbroken MSN NickNames

Didn't we almost have it all?
Loving is so short and forgetting so long.
I can't cry hard enough for you to hear me.
The tears I wish to wipe away, will run unchecked for another day. Alas, that is the price I pay.
Once upon a time I was falling in love, but now I'm only falling apart...
You gotta hurt in order to know, fall in order to grow, lose in order to gain, because most of lifes lessons are learned because of pain.

Break Up MSN NickNames

~What can I do, to make it right, falling so hard so fast this time, what did I say, what did you do? How did I fall in love with you?~
*I'm TiReD oF tRyInG, i'M tIrEd Of CrYiNg, I kNoW i'Ve BeEn SmIlInG bUt InSiDe I'm DyInG
Not all scars show. Not all wounds heel. Sometimes you can't see the pain that you feel.
I WisH I HaD SaVeD AlL ThE TeArS YoU MaDe Me CrY So I CoUlD DrOwN YoU In ThEm!!!!
You love to hate the one who loves the one you hate to love.

Love NickNames for MSN Messenger

The shortest word for me is I, the sweetest word for me is LOVE, but the only word for me is YOU
I need love worth it's weight in gold, Love that's fresh as the rippling springs and never will grow old...
I love you... together, forever.
Love is like maths... Its soooo COMPLICATED!
Love is like air for me, I can't live without it!
Would you break down the gates of heaven to reach the one you loved?
Love is the poison that feeds the soul, addictive and deadly...
Love is like a Rubix Cube, there are countless numbers of wrong twists and turns, but when you get it right, it looks perfect no matter what way you look at it.
Love is like a bar of soap... (L) just when you grab it, it slips away
Once I was told love would save the world... I doubt that!
You know I love you, You know I care, Whenever you need me I will be there!
I loved u once, I love u still, I always have and always will...
Live, Love and Learn!
Love is like blood, its always within you!

Love MSN NickNames

If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right
Stupid cupid... stop pickin on me!
Some girls/boys have 7 boys/girls for 7 days but I have one for always
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you!
Love is like war..:: Easy To Start.. Difficult To End..And.. Impossible To Forget..!!
Love Is More Than Just A Kiss
Be smart,be clever put me in your heart for ever
Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell
I Close My Eyes And Kiss Your Lips, Then I Go To Paradise
Love is a Feeling that Lasts Forever..
You can fall in the water, you can fall off a tree but the best way to fall is to fall in love with me
Roses are red diaments are plastic, I am great, you are fantastic!
Don't love me for fun, love me for a reason .. let the reason be love
You can win me, you can lose me but try 2 never use me
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Love is a slow poison
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in
Accountants are the best lovers. They can do it all night long and keep their balance!
True Love is like ghosts, Everyone talks about, But very few have seen

Love NickNames for Msn

(*)iM nOt ShY..i JuSt DoNt LiKe YoU!(*)
Can I Have Ur Picture So I Can Show Santa What I Want For XMAS?
I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!
Love is like a baseball game 3 strikes and ure... OUT!
My pen is black, My ink is pale, My love 4 u.. will never fail!
When the sea is blue love will make a dream come true!
Give ure smile 2 every1 but... give ure heart 2 only 1!
To the world you are just one person but to one person you could mean the world.
If Love Is A Crime I Would Be In Jail Forever
Dont try to figure me out, just love me for who I am!
Love is available here at 100% discount.
Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet and so are you..
My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life.
GuRlS ArE LiKe StArZ, ThErE ArE MiLlIoNs Of ThEm, BuT OnLy *1* Can MaKe YoUr DrEaMs CoMe TrUe!
* I loved u once, i love u still, i always have and always will*
You came into my life sent down from heaven, Now I think about you, 24/7
Loving you makes life worth it
When You and I met, angels whispered "Perfect!" !
ur looks, ur smile, ur kiss, ur style everythin bout u boy drives me wild
You know I love you, You know I care, Whenever you need me I will be there!

Love Msn NickNames

(f)I can't Stop thinking about u(F) [U DRIvE mE -CRazY-] (L)I LOvE U(L)
Special smile a special face. A special someone I cant replace. I love you, I always will. U've filled a space no one can fill!
(L)Love is just a word..you know it isnt true but evey moment I still say im in love with you(L)
~#*..::(f)I'll love you forever(L)::..*#~
(L)I loved u once, I loved u still, I always have and always will(L)

Cute NickNames for MSN

I'd rather spend one minute holding you...than a lifetime knowing I never could
Dear God make me a bird, so i can fly far far away from here.
Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?
I'm like a butterfly.. pretty to see, hard to catch
Life is 4 living, Love is for giving!
(L) I dont know when you will be here, I dont know where you're gone, so I will sit here, waiting for the dawn
Cool, bad, but cute!
Cruel but Cute, so I'm worth it!
I'm Cool, I'm cute, I'm gonna kick you with my boot!
I luv u 4eva n always 2 da end... I cant live without u cuz ur my best frend...
Your a special friend like the many different species of turtles... u r unique in many special ways... be yourself!
(l)Im a little cabbage broken into two, my leaves I give to others, my heart I give to u (l)
(L)When a friend walks in, The whole World walks Out(L)

Cute Msn NickNames

Love is like a quicksand, the deeper you fall in, the harder it is to get out!
Love is like a baseball game 3 strikes and you're... OUT!
a million words wud not bring u bak i kno coz iv tried - but neither wud a million tears...I know coz I've cried
God made the land, God made the sea, he needed a princess and so he made me!
When tears flow in your eyes... Always remember two things: I'm here and I care
A ring is round and never ends, that is how long we will be friends

Cute MSN Names

I love you more then yeterday, and less then tomorrow
Love comes and goes but friends stay forever!
A memory lasts forever, never does it die. True friends stay together and never say goodbye!
Friends Never say goodbye, they say hello!!
I'd like a diamond, I'd like some gold, I'd like a pearl, Because I'm daddy's little girl :)

Depressing Msn NickNames

When will people understand that words can cut as sharply as any blade, and that those cuts leave scars upon our souls
One should forgive one's enemies, but not before they are hanged.
I'm not going to change who I am for other people.
I'd rather chew on broken glass than keep on living...
I'm so sick of my heart leading me places where there can be no a happy ending
I live a life of misery and hate, I dream of being loved and safe
A smack round the face and a slit on my wrists... everyday ends like this...
Depression... a fancy word to say that ur dying inside
When ur depressed ur not just hurting yourself, your hurting the people around u.
Depression, is only the cry of a hurting soul, but no one wants to show it
[x] life.sucks[x]_[x]so depressed[x]_[x]hate.life [x]

New Depressing Msn Nicknames

Life is not a movie. Good guys lose. Everybody lies. And love does not conquer all.
I'm gonna smile like nothing's wrong, talk like everything's perfect, act like it's just a dream, and pretend he's not hurting me.
I'd rather bleed with cuts of love then live without any scars
Suicide is just one person escaping the world without even getting back at the people that made them kill themselves
I've got a scar that reminds me to breathe.

Suicide Msn Nicknames

A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.
We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
Don't step on a daisy while looking for a rose.
I try to laugh about it, cover it all up with lies. I try to laugh about it, hiding the tears in my eyes.
This is real, I'm afraid; this time there is no hiding...
Lost until the eternal sleep comes...
I'm such a mistake, and I'm longing to not exist...
Dying seems less sad than having lived too little.
When will this miserable life end?
Pain and suffering... to the very end

Sweet Msn Nicknames

If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right...
You Know I'm so COOL and SWEET, when people see me they jump outta their seat!
Stupid Cupid... stop pickin on me!
Some girls/boys have 7 boys/girls for 7 days but I have one for always
Roses are Red, violets are Blue, Sugar is sweet and so are you!
Sweet is love when all is sane, Sweet is death to rid the pain, Cruel is death when all is well, Cruel is love when all is hell
I'd rather be hurt by the truth than hear your lies
LIFE IS DEPRESSING, BUT BEING WITH U IS WORSE
You make me proud, you gave me something to beleive...
Two Million Dollars Man

New Sweet Nicknames

Love Is More Than Just A Kiss
Be smart,be clever put me in your heart for ever
Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell
I Close My Eyes And Kiss Your Lips, Then I Go To Paradise
Love is a Feeling that Lasts Forever..
You can fall in the water, you can fall off a tree but the best way to fall is to fall in love with me
Roses are red diaments are plastic, I am great, you are fantastic!
Don't love me for fun, love me for a reason .. let the reason be love
You can win me ,you can lose me but try 2 never use me
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions

Family Guy Msn Nicknames

Sorry Honey, Daddy loves ya, but Daddy also loves Star Trek, and in all fairness, Star Trek was here first.
I've got an idea! An idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I'm talking about.
A boat's a boat but a box could be anything! It could even be a boat!
Fox has one of those new reality shows at eight, 'Fast animals, slow children.'
Wow! Lois, look at you! You look like Britney Spears! Except not a fat guy.
Holy crip, he's a crapple!
Pictures are better than words because some words are big and hard to understand.
Lois may be worth a million bucks to you, but to me she's worthless.
Oh this is almost as intense as that time I forgot how to sit down!
Women are not people, they are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.

good msn nicknames

Good Msn Nicknames

Lifes sucks.. Then you die!
You think too hard, it hurts my ears!
Don't look at me in that tone of voice!
Why is life so ugly!
Ur Love is the source of my energy
Have no fear, I have beer! (B)
Don't wish on a star, REACH 4 1! (*)
*-)Gee... I wish I was smart enough to smoke!!*-)
I'd rather be hurt by the truth than hear your lies
LIFE IS DEPRESSING, BUT BEING WITH U IS WORSE
Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it's the moments that take your breath away.
Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.

sad msn names

When will people understand that words can cut as sharply as any blade, and that those cuts leave scars upon our souls
One should forgive one's enemies, but not before they are hanged.
I'm not going to change who I am for other people.
I'd rather chew on broken glass than keep on living...
I'm so sick of my heart leading me places where there can be no a happy ending
I live a life of misery and hate, I dream of being loved and safe
A smack round the face and a slit on my wrists... everyday ends like this...
Depression... a fancy word to say that ur dying inside
When ur depressed ur not just hurting yourself, your hurting the people around u.
Depression, is only the cry of a hurting soul, but no one wants to show it
[x] life.sucks[x]_[x]so depressed[x]_[x]hate.life [x]
Life is not a movie. Good guys lose. Everybody lies. And love does not conquer all.
I'm gonna smile like nothing's wrong, talk like everything's perfect, act like it's just a dream, and pretend he's not hurting me.
I'd rather bleed with cuts of love then live without any scars
Suicide is just one person escaping the world without even getting back at the people that made them kill themselves
I've got a scar that reminds me to breathe.
A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.
We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
Don't step on a daisy while looking for a rose.
I try to laugh about it, cover it all up with lies. I try to laugh about it, hiding the tears in my eyes.
This is real, I'm afraid; this time there is no hiding...
Lost until the eternal sleep comes...
I'm such a mistake, and I'm longing to not exist...
Dying seems less sad than having lived too little.
When will this miserable life end?
Pain and suffering... to the very end.
My strength is hatred, torment, and pain!
There are no tears, No feeling of guilt, Nowhere to channel the anger, Nowhere to leave the pain
You can't kill me.. I'm already dead
Early morning moments, A glimpse of joy, But it's soon over and I return to dust...
The closer we are to the soul, the further we are from perfection. Why settle for honesty when you can breathe a perfect lie?
I walk through fire, I walk through waves, darkness is overwhelming with hate and pain
I live a life of misery and hate, I dream of being loved and safe
Living is a nightmare, but suicides reality
Tears, scars and death... thats all life is to me
Kill me now, you know you want to.. it's not like I want to live anyway!
Kill me now, you know you want to.. it's not like I want to live anyway!
Thorns of time against the rose of the world, killing us slowly as my petals fall...

cool msn names

Use these cool msn names in MSN Messenger!

Do you wish people to think well of you? Don't speak well of yourself.

Life isn't weird: it's just the people in it.

How much of human life is lost in waiting

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.

Quick guys get tired; big guys don't shrink.

Pain is no longer pain when it is past.

A man of pleasure is a man of pains.

When pain can't bless, heaven quits us in despair.

Love fails, only when we fail to love.

Where there is great love there are always miracles.

Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

Once upon a time I was falling in love, but now I’m only falling apart...

You love to hate the one who loves the one you hate to love.

For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.

A wounded heart can with difficulty be cured.

When god made me, he was just showin off!

Caution: I'm mental! communicate with me at ur own risk!

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

The earth swarms with people who are not worth talking to

I find nothing more depressing than optimism.

I Don’t Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me

I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal!

Only little boys and old men sneer at love.

msn colour codes

Here goes the list of MSN Plus Colour Codes :
Bold: ·#
Italic: ·&
Strike Out: ·'
Underline: ·@
Color: ·$
Terminate: ·0
To use the color code you would need to put a color value after the ·$ sign.

For example to get orange you would have to use ·$7 as 7 is the code for orange. These numbers ase similar to mIRC Color Codes.

More Examples of Color Codes:
White: ·$0 (White)
Black: ·$1 (Black)
Marine: ·$2 (Marine)
Green: ·$3 (Green)
Red: ·$4 (Red)
Brown: ·$5 (Brown)
Purple: ·$6 (Purple)
Orange: ·$7 (Orange)
Yellow: ·$8 (Yellow)
Lime: ·$9 (Lime)
Teal: ·$10 (Teal)
Aqua: ·$11 (Aqua)
Blue: ·$12 (Blue)
Pink: ·$13 (Pink)
Gray: ·$14 (Gray)
Silver : ·$15 (Silver)



Here is a Messenger Plus! Color Chart


You can also set a background color.
For that the format will be: ·foreground color,$background color
So if you want white text on pink background :
·$0,13

More examples of background or highlighting:

Black text on White Background ·$1,0

White text on Black Background ·$0,1

White text on Marine Background ·$0,2

White text on Green Background ·$0,3

White text on Red Background ·$0,4

White text on Brown Background ·$0,5

White text on Purple Background ·$0,6

White text on Orange Background ·$0,7

Red text on Yellow Background ·$4,8

White text on Lime Background ·$0,9

White text on Teal Background ·$0,10

White text on Aqua Background ·$0,11

White text on Blue Background ·$0,12

White text on Pink Background ·$0,13

White text on Gray Background ·$0,14

White text on Silver Background ·$0,15


You can wrap these Color Codes with Bold/Italic/Underline/Strikeout codes.
So if you wanna have a Bold Orange text you put:
·#·$7
Use ·0 to terminate a code.

So to have 1st part in Bold and 2nd part in Italic we do:
This is ·#Bold·0 and this is ·$Italic·0

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