Funny Questions MSN Names

Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
If your feet smell and your nose runs, are you built upside down?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
What's another word for synonym?
What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?