tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-77296020754967783692011-12-09T23:54:41.999-08:00sweet nicknames , funny msn nicknames , cool msn names , girls nicknames , love msn nicknames , heartbroken nicknamesMertnoreply@blogger.comBlogger691100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-81059683018210418122008-01-03T01:32:00.001-08:002008-01-03T01:32:44.360-08:00- Fuck you you bitch, I don't want you back<br /> <br /> - Face up to the fact that you are who you are, and nothing can change that belief, JUST BE<br /> <br /> - Love can come again, You gotta believe that love comes again<br /> <br /> - The state of my heart, the place where we are, was written in the stars<br /> <br /> - Paint your money black and spent it on the enemy<br /> <br /> - Looked in my eyes there you see what you mean to me<br /> <br /> - Allow me introduce myself...want u to get a little bit closer... meet the real me... just me... stripped!<br /> <br /> - Let it go, If you want me boy, let me know I am down, on my knees I can`t take it anymore<br /> <br /> - So to get to my story give me your Hand, let us just go to a wonderful land<br /> <br /> - Start the war, cause we are on the floor. It's never seen before.. Army of hardcore!<br /> <br /> - Zie me graag, ik heb je nodig, wat ik voor je voel vandaag wil ik nooit veranderen, zie me graag<br /> <br /> - When I lose the will to win I just reach for you and I can reach the sky again<br /> <br /> - You claim to be a player but i fucked your wife we bust on bad boy niggers fucked for life<br /> <br /> - Do you know what the moon can do to your stereo? They can blow the speakers<br /> <br /> - A boy who could not say just three little words that will make her day!<br /> <br /> - yes I'm sure, what I want is what I've got<br /> <br /> - Don't you know that dreams come true<br /> <br /> - Why did you leave me soledad<br /> <br /> - I'm only human, Sometimes I make mistakes, If you forgive me, I'm gonna do what it takes<br /> <br /> - I swear I won't cry, even as tears fill my eyes, I swear I won't cry<br /> <br /> - I'll build a wall around my heart, that would only break apart for you<br /> <br /> - Why do I love you, don't even want to, why do I love you like I do, like I always do<br /> <br /> - I cry silently, I cry inside of me, I cry hoplessly, cause I know I'll never breath your love again<br /> <br /> - I'm gonna take this night and make it evergreen<br /> <br /> - Let the beat control your body<br /> <br /> - The chase is better than the catch<br /> <br /> - Do you understand? Do you feel the same?<br /> <br /> - Eminem has 8 mile, I have the rest of the world<br /> <br /> - Show me some love, strip off your clothes, and take off your socks<br /> <br /> - I've got no fear of losing you, you can't lose what you never had<br /> <br /> - I don't care if you think I'm crazy<br /> <br /> - yes I'm sure, what I want is what I've got<br /> <br /> - When a heart is crying, it sometimes feels like dying<br /> <br /> - Stumble and fall, it's the heart of it all<br /> <br /> - Try again, never stop believing<br /> <br /> - I can't sleep, I just can't breath, when your shadow is al over me<br /> <br /> - I just died in your arms tonight!<br /> <br /> - How can I change the world, cause I'm sure I can't change your mind<br /> <br /> - I'm too shy to ask, I'm too proud to lose, but sooner or later I've got a choose<br /> <br /> - Waiting for tonight, ohh, when you would be here in my arms<br /> <br /> - Love is a banquet on which we feed<br /> <br /> - Looking from the window above, it's like a story of love<br /> <br /> - I feel, feel the beauty inside<br /> <br /> - Wow, we're going to Ibiza! Wow, back to the island!<br /> <br /> - This year, to save me from tears I'll give it to someone special<br /> <br /> - Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, you gave it away<br /> <br /> - Don't speak I know just what you're saying, so please stop explaining, don't tell me cause it hurts<br /> <br /> - She passed on worried and warning, carried away by a moonlight shadow<br /> <br /> - Ok, now put your hands in the air, and wave them like you just don't care<br /> <br /> - When you call my name it's like a little prayer<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-8105968301821041812?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mertnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-62679018526960647182008-01-03T01:31:00.000-08:002008-01-03T01:32:04.895-08:00- If you think,this is the place where you wanna be, then stay, and I will go away<br /> <br /> - Ik ben niet nieuwsgierig, ik wil gewoon graag alles weten<br /> <br /> - Ik praat niet te snel....iedereen luistert te langzaam<br /> <br /> - Waarom zou je rennen? De wereld draait toch om jou<br /> <br /> - Gene Yuss<br /> <br /> - Gill T. Azell, guilty as hell<br /> <br /> - Hall E. Luya<br /> <br /> - Black or White, Thin or Thick, Young or Old, Good or Bad...What Thoes It Mathers? Were All Gonna Die<br /> <br /> - Sommige mensen leven omdat het illegaal is ze te doden<br /> <br /> - Weet je geen leuke msn naam? Check Messengercity.nl<br /> <br /> - Haywood Jablowme.. hai would you blow me?<br /> <br /> - After all it's only a weed that turns to a flower in your mind<br /> <br /> - Your lips keep moving but all I hear is blablabla<br /> <br /> - Een glimlach is de goedkoopste manier om er beter uit te zien<br /> <br /> - You can break every bone in my body, but you can never break my soul<br /> <br /> - A devil never cries, because crying is a gift that only humans have<br /> <br /> - We are all the same color when you turn out the lights<br /> <br /> - Een schouderklopje is slechts enkele centimeters verwijderd van een schop voor je kont<br /> <br /> - Als er een schaap over de dam is, moet de boer er achter aan<br /> <br /> - Als je negatief denkt over iets, wordt het altijd positiever dan je dacht<br /> <br /> - 'naam', hard van buiten, zacht van binnen!<br /> <br /> - Tell me what you see, when you look at me<br /> <br /> - Ik ben zo weinig online, ik wens jullie daarom allemaal een vrolijk kerstfeest, een gelukkig nieuwjaar en een zalig pasen<br /> <br /> - Wat gebeurt er als de tijd 30 keer sneller gaat? Je krijgt elke dag salaris en je vrouw bloedt dood!<br /> <br /> - Wat is het toppunt van binnenpret? Een tampon met jeukpoeder<br /> <br /> - Ik hou van de zee, ik hou van de rotsen, maar als ik jouw zie moet ik kosten<br /> <br /> - Ik hou van de regen, ik hou van de zon..ik open de deur...en flikker van het balkon<br /> <br /> - Mabel, Maxima en Beatrix gaan kleren kopen, beatrix: wat zal ik aan trekken? maxima: doe maar iets bruins ma<br /> <br /> - Nederland, het land waar de landingsbanen breder zijn dan de maatschappelijke discussies<br /> <br /> - Word ik vanochtend wakker ligt de wereld op de stoep<br /> <br /> - Ik ben de zon in de zomer, de sneeuw in de winter en de druppel die de lente doet over lopen zo en nu jij<br /> <br /> - Dat bordje zachte berm is een waarschuwing.. Geen uitnodiging<br /> <br /> - .. ben ik zo goed in, worden helaas geen handtekeningen uitgedeeld, maar brieven en cadootjes ontvang ik wel graag<br /> <br /> - When I was a baby, I used to play with bricks. Now I am big and am I playing chicks<br /> <br /> - Geniet en drink met maten, geen liters bier maar vaten<br /> <br /> - Wie 'taal' kan praten moet zijn bek dicht laten<br /> <br /> - I am natural blond, please type large<br /> <br /> - Ik ben appie, geboren door een grappie van mijn pappie<br /> <br /> - hey, biertje?<br /> <br /> - als notenolie van noten wordt gemaakt waar wordt baby olie dan van gemaakt?<br /> <br /> - Voer geen oorlog, voer de eendjes<br /> <br /> - Een decolleté is als de zon: je mag er naar kijken maar je moet er niet in staren<br /> <br /> - Het begint met de letter N en het eindigt op euken? nasi uit eigen keuken<br /> <br /> - Ziek zijn is net sex, gewoon op je rug liggen en wachten tot het voorbij is.<br /> <br /> - Jongens zijn slim,Jongens zijn dapper. Meisjes zijn slimmer en veel knapper<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-6267901852696064718?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mertnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-729210363458671172008-01-03T01:30:00.000-08:002008-01-03T01:31:27.387-08:00- I'll risk everything I have, I'll fight till I bleed. I'll give you my life, if that's what you need!<br /> <br /> - Ga je mee verdwalen? Ik weet de weg!<br /> <br /> - I’m the one who wants to be with you, deep inside I hope you feel that too<br /> <br /> - Love me for what I am, don’t hate me for what I'm not<br /> <br /> - You look like an angel, walk like an angel, talk like an angel. But I got wise: You’re the devil in disguise<br /> <br /> - You people laugh because I'm different I laugh because you're all the same<br /> <br /> - Ik zag jou, jij zag mij maar daar bleef het dan ook bij!<br /> <br /> - I dropped a tear in the ocean...Whenever they find it, I will stop loving you<br /> <br /> - Waarom hebben vrouwen een vibrator? Omdat ik niet overal tegelijk kan zijn...<br /> <br /> - Waarom mastruberen mannen? Omdat ik niet overal tegelijk kan zijn<br /> <br /> - Niemand is perfect, maar jij maakt het wel erg bont!<br /> <br /> - Al vraag je mij de foto van een ideale vrouw, toch geef ik een spiegeltje aan jou<br /> <br /> - De sneeuwvlokjes dwarrelden laatst nog in het rond, zoals de vlinders in mijn buik als 'naam' online komt!<br /> <br /> - Als tongen een taal was dan ben ik nog lang niet uitgesproken<br /> <br /> - I wanna kiss you. but I'm too shy because my friends think you are ugly!<br /> <br /> - I Love you more then my teddybear but please don't tell him<br /> <br /> - Everything is fine when 'naam' is online<br /> <br /> - A special smile a certain toutch, I never had someone I loved so much<br /> <br /> - The boy is sexy, the boy is fine, but don't forget, the boy is mine!<br /> <br /> - The girl is sexy, the girl is fine, but don't forget, the girl is mine!<br /> <br /> - Toppunt van seksuele oververmoeidheid? Wallen onder je ballen<br /> <br /> - Als ik jou was en jij mij, dan waren we samen allebei<br /> <br /> - Jij zal al veel hartjes sneller hebben doen slaan, maar zo hard als de mijne is er nog nooit 1 gegaan<br /> <br /> - Als ik een meisje was, dan was ik lesbi,.want jongens hebben geen tieten<br /> <br /> - I Love you more than a msn name can say<br /> <br /> - Jouw verschijning heeft mijn hart geraakt, jouw karakter heeft mij verliefd gemaakt<br /> <br /> - I still know the first time we kissed... We closed our eyes and missed<br /> <br /> - Colaatje, neuken? Nee? Sinas dan<br /> <br /> - I didn't ment to hurt you, I didn't ment to make you cry, maybe I really loved you! Lol, am I not cute when I lie..<br /> <br /> - Meisje met je mooie ogen meisje met je mooie lange haar als je nog een keer naar mijn vriendje kijkt ram ik je in elkaar<br /> <br /> - Moeders wil is wet, eerst de pil en dan naar bed<br /> <br /> - Van sommige mensen kan ik niet begrijpen dat ze van die miljoenen zaadcellen nou net de snelste zijn geweest<br /> <br /> - God made the ocean, God made the lake, God made you too, but that was a big mistake<br /> <br /> - Heee bert er zit een banaan in m'n reet, nee ernie dat ben ik<br /> <br /> - Love me tender love me sweet. I love you and i love weed<br /> <br /> - Ter land ter zee en in de lucht, met durex blijf je onbevrucht<br /> <br /> - Wat? Wordt je doof van pijpen?<br /> <br /> - Wat niet baat, wat niet deert, wie niet wipt die masturbeert<br /> <br /> - Je vraagt aan een meisje: Heb je last van muizen in je buik? Nee? Dan heb je een goede Poes<br /> <br /> - Meneer de kikker als ik jou een zoen geef word je dan een mooie prins, nee prinses dat was mijn broer mij moet je pijpen<br /> <br /> - Wie niet waagt blijft maagd<br /> <br /> - Ik wil je kuffelen,ik wil je voelen op mijn naakte lichaam ik wil je in mij bed.........Waar ben je nou stomme pyjama<br /> <br /> - Your father must be a terrorist because you are tha bomb<br /> <br /> - Met durex om je knuppel verlies je geen druppel<br /> <br /> - I wasn't just kissing him, I was telling his lips a secret<br /> <br /> - A heart is not a plaything, a heart is not a toy, but if you want it to be broken, just give it to a boy<br /> <br /> - Don't love me for fun, love me for a reason, let the reason be love!<br /> <br /> - If i'm a bird than you are my seed, because you are the only one I need<br /> <br /> - You must live under a lucky star to find a friend as nice as you are I will follow you to the end if you promise to be my friend<br /> <br /> - Als ik met jou buiten ben, smelt al het sneeuw van de straten vanwege onze liefde<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-72921036345867117?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mertnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-23582828503386445252008-01-03T00:45:00.000-08:002008-01-03T01:30:13.808-08:00- Wie het laatst lacht, denkt het traagst<br /> <br /> - Wie heeft het koperdraad uitgevonden? Twee Hollanders die vochten om een stuiver<br /> <br /> - Kangoeroes hebben een hekel aan slecht weer, dan spelen de kinderen binnen<br /> <br /> - Jij bent zo dom dat je door een geparkeerde auto bent aangereden<br /> <br /> - Je kunt beter bladeren zoeken in de herfst dan bladeren in je schift<br /> <br /> - Je kan geen kant kiezen op een ronde planeet<br /> <br /> - Je moet nooit je best doen in de klas , anders denken de leraren nog dat je ze voortrekt!<br /> <br /> - Ik sta voor je deur, ik sta voor het gordijn, maar zelfs als ik inbreek, vind je me niet fijn<br /> <br /> - Meisje laat je rok maar waaien, de wind kan je toch niet naaien..<br /> <br /> - Zijn condooms wel zo veilig een vriend van mij droeg er een en toen werd die overgereden door een bus.<br /> <br /> - Als 'naam' een spekje was, dan zou ik hem/haar opeten. Ik ben namelijk dol op spekjes<br /> <br /> - Meiden probeer je ellebogen eens achter je rug tegen elkaar aan te doen?<br /> <br /> - Ooit een veldslag van dichtbij gezien? Nee? Moet je eens goed in de spiegel kijken!<br /> <br /> - Nu snap ik waarom de zwervers zo gelukkig zijn, de meeste ongelukken gebeuren in huis<br /> <br /> - Mijn lievelings kleur onder de tien is woensdag<br /> <br /> - Neem na je ..ste geen kinderen meer; het zijn er nu wel genoeg<br /> <br /> - Jij kost me handen vol met geld, telkens als ik jou zie moet ik een nieuwe broek kopen<br /> <br /> - Ik heb een hekel aan mensen die zichzelf goed vinden, het is toch duidelijk dat ik de beste ben<br /> <br /> - ik ben niet gek ik ben een vliegtuig en als je me niet gelooft dan stap je maar uit<br /> <br /> - ik heb echt een sprookjes relatie ..als ik thuis kom zit die heks weer op de bank<br /> <br /> - If you can look into the mirror without laughing you have no sense of humour<br /> <br /> - Ken je dat? Ze kijken je aan je denkt je hebt sjans blijkt dat er nog mayo op je gezicht zit<br /> <br /> - Ik zag je lopen, met mijn mond wijd open, ik zag je gezicht , hij viel weer dicht<br /> <br /> - Koop nooit een te groot huis, want straks is het geld op en woon je in een rioolbuis<br /> <br /> - Koelkasten zijn over het algemeen koude, sfeerloze plaatsen. Los het probleem op door de deur op een kier te zetten<br /> <br /> - Wordt het niet eens tijd, dat Anky dat gebit aan Bonfire terug geeft?<br /> <br /> - Je bent geweigerd voor een gesprek<br /> <br /> - Ik voelde me een beetje disney worden<br /> <br /> - Wie heeft jou toestemming gegeven om dit te lezen?<br /> <br /> - 'naam' is mensen aan het irriteren sinds 'geboortedatum'<br /> <br /> - Ik begin altijd te huilen als mensen tegen me zeggen dat ik snel huil, want dat is niet waar<br /> <br /> - Pornografie ga je niet kopen. Als je zovér bent, kun je het geld beter oppotten voor een psychoanalyse<br /> <br /> - Auto: paardenkracht toevertrouwd aan ezels<br /> <br /> - Vrijwel nuchtere autobestuurder rijdt in op begrafenisstoet: 1 dode<br /> <br /> - Caravans willen helemaal niet op vakantie, vandaar dat die autos zo hard moeten trekken<br /> <br /> - Ik ben niet dom, ik ben blont<br /> <br /> - Hij is zo dom dat zelfs als hij tweemaal zou mogen raden, hij nog niet zou weten welke richting de lift is opgegaan<br /> <br /> - Sproeten? Dat zijn de verroeste uiteinden van mijn stalen zenuwen<br /> <br /> - Roses are red, violins are blue, most poëms rime but this one doesn't<br /> <br /> - Gokken is slecht. Wedden?<br /> <br /> - A babysitter is a teenager acting like an adult, while the adults are out acting like teenagers<br /> <br /> - All you need is love, all you get is homework<br /> <br /> - Well, this day was a total waste of make-up...<br /> <br /> - Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?<br /> <br /> - Erotisch is met een veertje, kinky is met een hele kip<br /> <br /> - Toen plassen pissen werd, is het gezeik begonnen!<br /> <br /> - Leraren helpen je problemen oplossen die je zonder hen nooit had gehad<br /> <br /> - Word bokser, meer kans op slagen<br /> <br /> - Iemand heeft mij in een anonieme brief beschuldigt van lafheid<br /> <br /> - Een eeuwigdurende liefde bestaat niet, maar een liefde is wel eeuwig duur<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-2358282850338644525?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mertnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-1929952240608522722007-12-26T08:09:00.000-08:002007-12-26T08:10:25.198-08:00ik ga naar school- tegenwoordige tijd, ik ging naar school-verleden tijd, ik ben naar school gegaan-verprutste tijd, ik maak huiswerk-stommiteit <br />Sex in a cano is like english beer: fucking close to water <br />School is net een hoerentent : elk uur een andere vent ! <br />Vrienden zijn net sterren, je kunt ze niet altijd zien, maar je weet dat ze er altijd voor je zulle zijn! <br />De zwarte doos in een vliegtuig is onverwoestbaar, waarom wordt het hele vliegtuig dan niet van het zelfde materiaal gemaakt? <br />Waar stuurt een Belg zijn fotorolletje heen? Naar een ontwikkelingsland! <br />Ik ben niet gek, ik ben een kiwi! <br />Vrij nooit in de tuin, vrij nooit tussen het riet, de liefde is blind, maar de buurman niet <br />weetje wat lollig is? nou jij in ieder geval niet. <br />Hoe laat je een dom blondje op zondag lachen? Vertel haar een leuke mop op vrijdag avond <br />Mama heeft eten gemaakt. Stront met bonen.. En ik lust geen bonen.. <br />Dit was hoe kat? Dit is houd kat. Dit was je kat. Dit is een kat. Dit was idioot kat. Dit is bezig kat. OK? Lees nu het derde woord van elke zin. <br />Ik ben naar een fuif waar mensen zoals jij niet binnen mogen. Als ik tegen morgenvroeg 11 uur niet terug ben, dan betekent dat ik nog met je moeder in bed lig. <br />Niet storen, ik ben al gestoord genoeg! <br />ik ben niet dik, ik ben gewoon te klein voor mijn gewicht <br />Sorry, ik kan niet antwoorden want ik heb geheugenverlies en ik vind het dom om tegen mensen te spreken die ik me niet herinner.Gelieve mij te helpen en mijn naam, mijn e-mail en mijn paswoord te geven en een beetje over mij vertellen? Bedankt <br />Maak je niet druk, ik ben terug in een ruk! <br />Er zijn drie soorten mensen: mensen die kunnen tellen en mensen die niet kunnen tellen. <br />Gelieve even niet te spreken, ik ben mijne kop aan`t breken <br />Wat ben ik blij dat ik afwezig ben.. Het is nogal rustig zonder jou <br />Hallo, ik ben er even niet, ik ben nu aan`t bellen met dames van het escort service als ik binnen 4 minuten niet klaar ben, kom even langs me huis en help me <br />De koeien loeien, de schapen blaten, ik ben nu melken dus laat ik jou maar praten! <br />Ik zit in het `vuilnisbelt`, gelukkig heb ik maar 3 `zakken` vandaag! <br />Geachte leden, de cursus omgaan met teleurstellingen gaat vanavond helaas niet door! <br />Wat is het verschil tussen een blauwe en een gele boom? Ze zijn allebei wit behalve de paarse want die is groen! <br />Meisje laat je rok maar waaien, de wind kan je toch niet naaien..!! <br />Hebben arbeiders bij Pickwick wel eens koffiepauze? <br />Realiteit is een illusie die onstaat bij een gebrek aan alcohol <br />Is that a banana in your hand or are you just happy to chat with me? <br />Alcoholvrij bier is als een BH aan de waslijn, het beste is eruit! <br />Waar was de persoon mee bezig, toen hij ontdekte dat je melk uit een koe kon halen? <br />De dokter zegt dat ik schizofreen ben, maar wij vinden van niet <br />Get stoned, drink wet cement <br />Wil je me op mijn webcam... zien? Helaas berusten deze beelden niet op de werkelijkheid <br />Erotisch is met een veertje, kinky is met een hele kip <br />Waarom dragen vrouwen altijd strakke broeken terwijl ze allemaal zeggen dat hun kont te dik is <br />Gokken is slecht. Wedden?! <br />Dat mooie haar dat stoere lichaam die mooie ogen ....genoeg over mij hoe is het met jou? <br />Ze wisten al vanaf mijn geboorte dat ik voetballer ging worden, ze gaven mij al direct 2 ballen! <br />Vrouwen hebben 4 hersencellen. 1 voor elke kookplaat <br />Voel je goed, voel je lekker, scheer je reet met Black en Decker <br />Wat is het toppunt van geduldigheid? Een vis op de muur tekenen en wachten tot die wegzwemt <br />Wat is het toppunt van bejaardenseks? Een gebreide condoom <br />Wat is et toppunt van lef? Bij Hitler aanbelle en vrage of ie een Jodekoek wil! <br />Als vervelen dodelijk was, dan was de school nu een begraafplaats <br />If I was a dog and you were a flower, I would walk over you and give you a shower! <br />Wat is het toppunt van sadisme? Een blinde een klap voor zijn hersens geven, en daarna zeggen; die zag je niet aankomen he? <br />Als je linkerbeen kerst is, en je rechterbeen oud & nieuw, mag ik dan tussen de feestdagen wat tijd bij je rondbrengen? <br />Dronken neuken is als biljarten met een touwtje <br />If sex is a pain in the ass, you`re doing it wrong <br />Waarom gaat een belg met zijn korte broek naar de hoeren? Zonder pijpen is goedkoper!! <br />Nu weet ik waarom ik nog vrijgezel ben: mijn schoonouders konden geen kinderen krijgen <br />Heeft een jongen 3 meisjes dan is hij stoer, heeft een meisje 3 jongens, dan is ze een hoer <br />I forget names, I forget places, but forgetting you, forget it! <br />Die stomme kinderen zijn dom en ze denken dat ze wat zijn, weet je waarom? Omdat ik hun hersens op gegeten heb <br />Leraren zijn net bergbeklimmers, ze kunnen allemaal doodvallen! <br />Hij is zo dom dat zelfs als hij tweemaal zou mogen raden, hij nog niet zou weten welke richting de lift is opgegaan <br />Vrijwel nuchtere autobestuurder rijdt in op begrafenisstoet: ��n dode <br />Caravans willen helemaal niet op vakantie, vandaar dat die autos zo hard moeten trekken <br />Ik begin altijd te huilen als mensen tegen me zeggen dat ik snel huil, want dat is niet waar <br />Wie heeft jou toestemming gegeven om dit te lezen? <br />Mam, ik ben nu veertien, mag ik nu eindelijk een beha dragen? Nee Karel <br />Ik zag je lopen me mond viel open, ik zag je gezicht, hij viel weer dicht <br />Aan het einde van mijn geld houd ik altijd een stuk maand over <br />Gel is net sperma het vliegt zo je zak uit <br />Gij zult niet stelen !!! De overheid duldt geen concurrentie !!! <br />Haast je als je tijd hebt, dan heb je meer tijd als je je moet haasten <br />Ik had nog nooit een clown gezien, maar toen ik jou zag moest ik lachuhhhhh!!!! <br />If you can look into the mirror without laughing you have no sense of humour <br />Ik heb echt een sprookjes relatie. Als ik thuis kom zit die heks weer op de bank! <br />ik ben niet gek ik ben een vliegtuig en als je me niet gelooft dan stap je maar uit <br />In die tijd dat je deze tekst aan het lezen was, had je net zo goed wat te zuipen voor me kunnen halen... <br />Ooit eens een olifant achter een grassprietje gezien? nee? dan kan hij zich wel heel goed verstoppen! <br />ik hou vant leve, ik hou van de zon, \\\'k open de deure en flikker vant balkon. <br />Mama is boos, pluk een roos. Papa is boos, MAAK DAT JE WEGKOMT <br />meisjes zijn vaag en als ze beginnen te lachen zijn ze net een plaag <br />ik voel me wel eens stijf dat komt dan door een mooi wijf <br />mooie meisjes zijn als roos in je haar, die spoel je weg met head en shoulders <br />Rokers leven een half uur jonger, vrijers leven ander half uur meer, dus rokers vrij voor je leven! <br />van zwemmen word je slank wat doen walvissen dan verkeerd <br />Iemand die niet slim is, hoeft nog niet meteen dom te zijn <br />Ik hou van de zee, ik hou van de rotsen maar als ik jou zie dan moet ik kotsen <br />De school is net een bos elk uur een andere eikel <br />leraren kwamen uit het westen want wijzen kwamen uit het oosten <br />Een anorexia-pati�nt met mee-eters, is nooit leuk! <br />Wie de schoen past laat mams gelijk afrekenen <br />C`est Belle, C`est Super... C`est moi! <br />Borsten zijn net speelgoed treitjes ze zijn bedoelt voor kinderen maar papa speel er het meest mee <br />De school is net een bos elk uur een andere eikel <br />'s Morgens kan ik niet eten omdat ik aan je denk.. 's Middags kan ik niet eten omdat ik aan je denk 's Avonds kan ik niet slapen omdat ik honger heb <br />Wat is het ideale beroep voor een spin? Webdesigner! <br />Wat is het toppunt van klein? Met een stijve tegen de muur aanlopen en toch je neus breken! <br />Als je linkerbeen kerst is, en je rechter oud&nieuw, mag ik dan tussen de feestdagen wat tijd bij je rondbrengen? <br />Jongens zijn net rivella light, een beetje vreemd maar wel lekker <br />Mijn buurjongen is zo lelijk dat ik bij hem heb ingebroken om zijn gordijnen dicht te doen <br />Zee is net school, elk uur een andere kwal! <br />Wat is een toppunt van lef? Bij je buurjongen inbreken en vragen of ie z`n gordijnen dicht wilt doen! <br />Jongens zijn net pingpongballetjes, ze gaan van bedje naar bedje! <br />ik zag pas een zwerver uit de prulenbakken aan het eteon op de straat ik vroeg doe je dat thuis ook of zo????? <br />Zullen we Hulk spelen? Ik ben groot en sterk en jij bent groen en lelijk! <br />Toen ik vannacht in mijn bed lag, en naar de sterren keek, dacht ik bij mezelf: waar is in hemelsnaam mijn dak naatoe?? <br />Vrouwen zijn net typex.. eerst zijn ze je type en dan je ex <br />Beter een gat in je sok, dan een sok in je gat <br />Jongens zijn net paraplu`s, 1 ruk en ze staan stijf <br />Jongens zijn net postbodes, ze gaan van gleuf naar gleuf <br />Jongens zijn net sigaretten, hoe harder je zuigt, des te heter ze worden <br />jongens zijn net tafeltennis balletjes, ze gaan van bedje naar bedje <br />ben je een blondje ben je niet dom ,,ben je een bruin blondje dan ben je dom <br />Je weet het, of toch niet; maar je wist het, waarom zei je het dan niet? <br />Wat is het snelste dier ter wereld? Een slak die uit de bocht vliegt! <br />Ooh mooie paarse boom, mijn oma draagt een wonderkroon <br />Ik zag laatst een zwerver uit de prullenbak eten, ik zei doe je dat thuis ook? <br />Een belg kijkt in de spiegel en zegt tegen en ander belg die naast hem zit \'dat ben ik\'. Zegt die andere belg, laat eens kijken. Zegt hij \'niet waar dat ben ik\'. <br />Wat is Het Toppunt van Lef Hebbe?Naar Hitler gaan en Vragen Of die Een JodeKoek Wil!! <br />Als de wereld een appel was, dan was de school een rotte plek! <br />ik drink niet, ik rook niet en ik scheld niet. gvd nu valt men peuk in men glas bier!! <br />je handen om me hals, je lippen op de mijne, Oo wat is het tog fijn om een bierflesje te zijn!! <br />kijk eens over je linkerschoudr met je rechteroog dicht <br />Het is groen en het vliegt door de kerk.. Een dom blondje <br />Waarom moet je altijd naast een negerin gaan zitten in een vliegtuig? omdat ze de zwarte doos altijd terug vinden! <br />Hoi, ik ben lekker, zegt die andere; Mag ik je opeten? <br />school is net een spookhuis; ieder uur een andere griezel... <br />Bier zonder alcohol is als een beha aan de waslijn, het beste is eruit <br />Wat is het toppunt van lef? Een scheet laten als je diaree hebt! <br />als je me neit ziet zitten, ga ik wel staan <br />Man aan god:waarom heeft U de vrouw zo mooi gemaakt.god:om U ervan te laten houden.man;waarom heeft U ze ook zo dom gemaakt.god:om hen van U te laten houden... <br />Ik ben gisteren maar uit m'n raam geklommen om de gordijnen van m'n buurjongen dicht te doen.. man wat is die is lelijk! <br />de eerste keer dat we zoenden was in de fietsenschuur ik struikelde over de rekken en zoende toen de muur!! <br />De ideale man: rookt niet ,drink niet,flirt niet, en bestaat niet! <br />Er zijn 3 soorten mensen.. Mensen die kunnen tellen en mensen die dat niet kunnen. <br />Ben niet gek, ben een vliegtuig en als je mij niet gelooft, Dan stap je maar uit! <br />Mocht ik aan de viagra bezwijken, mocht ik aan de sex vergaan, laat dan op mijn grafsteen schrijven: Ik ben te geil om op te staan. <br />Wat is het toppunt van botheid? Aan een lilliputter vragen wat die wil worden als die groot is.. <br />Ik heb de sleutel van mijn hart gevonden! Weet je waar die lag? In mijn nachtkastje <br />ik zag laatst een zwerver uit een prullenbak eten. Dus ik zeg doe je dat thuis ook ofzo? <br />Met durex`s om je knupel verlies je geen druppel <br />Jozef kan doen wat hij wil, want Maria slikt de pil. Maar op een dag ging het mis, daarom vieren wij kerstmis <br />Hoe maak je een sukkel nieuwsgierig? Ik vertel het morgen wel. <br />I k ben niet dik! Ik moet niet afvallen!....hmm....wat dan wel? Tegenovergestelde van af.. Opvallen! <br />Ik ben linkshandig, jij rechtshandig en je ouders onhandig! <br />Wat doe je als een dom blondje een handgranaat gooit? Het pinnetje er uit trekken en terug gooien.. <br />Als je een kuil graaft voor iemand anders, ben je in iedergeval geen egoist <br />het is een feit, dat de meid, met de benen gespreid, wacht tot de gezelligheid binnenglijd <br />Jongens zijn net onderbroeken, voor je het weet zitten ze tussen je reet. <br />Echte Windows 98 Error: Keyboard Not found press F1 to Continue! <br />Zwaai uw tieten in het rond, schuur je klitoris op de grond,stop 4vingers in je kut,ram die kitelaar tot prut.bevredig je met een gans,dit is de masturbatiedans <br />Speak English very well, not very snel, but that comes <br />School is moeten, moeten is dwang, dwang is arbeid, arbeid is slavernij, slavernij is verboden, dus hoef ik niet naar school! <br />Wat is het toppunt van domheid? 2 kale mannen die vechten om een kam <br />Drink ik dan bederf ik.. drink ik niet dan sterf ik.. beter gedronken en bedorven, dan niet gedronken en toch gestorven. <br />Meiden zijn net Typex, eerst is het je typ, daarna is het je ex <br />god made the earth, god made the lake, god made you, that was a big mistake! <br />Als jongens gek zijn, dan ben ik zot, want ik val op ze. <br />Duw je vogeltje maar in mijn holletje want mijn kleintjes wachten <br />Een man is pas een man als ie denkt dat ie iets vrouwelijks heeft. <br />I speak English very well, aber noch nicht so schnell moar dat komt nog wel <br />Jongen zijn net wespen, als ze je steken heb je een bult <br />Jongens zijn slim, jongens zijn dapper maar meisjes zijn veel slimmer en veel knapper <br />Wat doet een man in de wc: Dat weet je niet de deer zit op slot. <br />Ik val niet op meisjes, maar laat me zachtjes op ze zakken. <br />School:elke dag stromen er mensen naar binnen: je zou haast denken dat er iets te doen was! <br />Wat is het toppunt van zieligheid? Iemand met 1 been een step geven! <br />Hoeveel belgen heb je nodig om een chocoladetaart te bakken? Vijf..1 voor het beslag en vier om de smarties te pellen! <br />Liefde maakt blind, vandaar die bult op mn kop <br />wat is het toppunt van domheid , tegen een paaltje pissen en de verkeerde paal in je broek doen <br />School is net oorlog, leraren zijn de soldaten en huiswerk is hun wapen <br />Jij bent zo dom je gaat terug naar de winkel om te zeggen dat er een gat in je donut zit <br />Vrouwen zijn net kauwgum, als ie niet meer lekker is gooi je hem weg! <br />Hoe neemt een belg een douche? Door tegen de wind in te pissen <br />Het leven is een feest, je moet alleen zelf de slingers ophangen. <br />Als een van je levensdoelen de oudste mens op aarde worden is, en een ander parachute springen zonder parachute, dan gaat er iets fout <br />Leraren zijn net dictators, als je in de les zit denken ze dat zij alles in hun eentje mogen bepalen <br />Waarom zit je op school? Om te leren en te ontdekken wat je leven verziekt <br />Ze kunnen beter over je schuur lullen dan over je lul schuren! <br />leraren zijn net klokken.ze zijn getikt en lopen achter. <br />I am here! Now what are your other 2 wishes? <br />Jongens zijn net vrachtwagens, voor je het weet lig je eronder <br />Jongens zijn net WC`s, als er 1 bezet is, neem je een ander! <br />Meisjes zijn net magnetronnen, ff opwarmen en de worst erin <br />Jongens zijn net postbodes.. Van de ene gleuf naar de andere <br />Ze wisten dat ik postbodegleuf werd, dus gaven ze mij met mijn geboorte een gleuf! <br />de vogels doen het! de bijtjes doen het ! doen wij het ook?............ neeej wij kunnen niet vliegen <br />Wat is het toppunt van optimisme? Een Hollander met een studiebeurs! <br />De zon gaat zinloos ten onder, morgen moet ze toch weer op. <br />wat zegt een neger als hij over het zebra-pad loopt? Je ziet me wel je ziet me niet! <br />Waarom neemt een domblondje een mes mee in haar auto? Om de bochten af te snijden <br />Hoe wil je je eitje morgenvroeg: gebakken, gekookt of bevrucht? <br />Wat is de overeen komst tussen turken en sperma? Ze komen met duizenden en er werkt er maar 1 <br />Hoe heet Alice in the wonderland in het Turks? => Fatima in de Aldi! <br />Meisjes zijn net treinen als de een weg is pak je gewoon de volgende <br />Een goudvis zegt tegen een andere goudvis: geef me een joint dan word ik haai <br />Waarom gaat een dom blondje op de laatste dag van de winter langs het raam naar buiten?omdat de lente voor de deur staat!! <br />Coca cola went to town, pepsi cola shoot him down. Dr. pepper pept him up, now they drink all 7-up <br />Hoeren zijn net tv-zenders, elke dag een ander programma <br />Hoe neemt een nederlander een douche? Door tegen de wind in te pissen <br />Hoeveel nederlanders heb je nodig om een chocoladetaart te bakken? Vijf..1 voor het beslag en vier om de smarties te pellen! <br />Hoe neemt een belg een douche? Om tegen de wind in te pissen <br />Waar stuurt een Nederlander zijn fotorolletje heen? Naar een ontwikkelingsland! <br />Jongens zijn net vrachtwagens:als je niet oppast lig je er zo onder <br />Topunt van een binnenpretje; een tampon met jeukpoeder <br />Tegen de tijd dat je dit leest heb je 5 seconde van je leven verspild <br />Liefde is net een lied... het begint en het eindigt <br />Een dove een klap tegen zijn kop geven en zeggen wie niet horen wil moet maar voelen is niet grappig! <br />Een opblaaspop aan een terrorist geven is niet grappig. <br />Waarom gaat een nederlander met zijn korte broek naar de hoeren? Zonder pijpen is goedkoper!! <br />Jongens zijn net drop, je kunt er niet van af blijven <br />Ik wou dat ik een vulkaan was, de hele dag op mijn rug liggen roken terwijl men zegt:'kijk hij werkt' <br />Ik ben niet zo sterk als arnold en niet zo knap als leonardo maar ik lik als lassie <br />Mocht ik aan de wiet bezwijken mocht ik aan de hash vergaan, laat dan op mn grafsteen schrijven, ik ben te stoned om op te staan <br />Zolang mijn baas net doet alsof ik veel verdien, doe ik net alsof ik hard werk. <br />Wat is het toppunt van lulligheid? Tegen een blinde zeggen dat hij te diep in het glaasje heeft gekeken.. <br />jongens zijn net drop je kunt er niet van af blijven <br />Leraren zijn net schilderijen, ophangen die zooi! <br />Waarom neemt een belg een voetbal mee naar de disco? Hij hoopt bij de meisjes te kunnen scoren. <br />Wat is de overeenkomst tussen een slimme belg en een t-rex? ze zijn allebei uitgestorven!! <br />Waarom maken kale mensen nooit ruzie ? omdat ze elkaar niet in het haar kunnen vliegen! <br />Jij bent zo dom je gaat terug naar de winkel om te zeggen dat er een gat in je donut zit <br />Waarom is Christus niet in Nederland geboren?Omdat ze daar geen 3 wijzen konden vinden !!!!!! <br />Alcoholvrij bier is als een BH aan de waslijn, het beste is eruit! <br />Wat is het toppunt van lef? Aan een blinde twee punaises geven en zeggen dat het lenzen zijn <br />de dokter zegt dat ik schitzofreen ben,maar wij zeggen van niet <br />Vrienden zijn net sterren, je kunt ze niet altijd zien, maar je weet dat ze er altijd voor je zulle zijn! <br />Mam, ik ben nu veertien, mag ik nu eindelijk een beha dragen? Nee Karel <br />Je moet snel naar brussel want Manneke pis is gestolen en ze hebben een andere zeikerd nodig <br />Jongens zijn net als soep, zonder balletjes zijn ze niks waard <br />Hoe hebben ze de borden �verboden op het grasveld te lopen� in het midden van het grasveld kunnen zetten ?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-192995224060852272?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mertnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-3502359985190970622007-12-26T08:08:00.000-08:002007-12-26T08:09:21.464-08:00- If you think,this is the place where you wanna be, then stay, and I will go away <br />- Ik ben niet nieuwsgierig, ik wil gewoon graag alles weten <br />- Ik praat niet te snel....iedereen luistert te langzaam <br />- Waarom zou je rennen? De wereld draait toch om jou <br />- Gene Yuss <br />- Gill T. Azell, guilty as hell <br />- Hall E. Luya <br />- Black or White, Thin or Thick, Young or Old, Good or Bad...What Thoes It Mathers? Were All Gonna Die <br />- Sommige mensen leven omdat het illegaal is ze te doden <br />- Haywood Jablowme.. hai would you blow me? <br />- After all it's only a weed that turns to a flower in your mind <br />- Your lips keep moving but all I hear is blablabla <br />- Een glimlach is de goedkoopste manier om er beter uit te zien <br />- You can break every bone in my body, but you can never break my soul <br />- A devil never cries, because crying is a gift that only humans have <br />- We are all the same color when you turn out the lights <br />- Een schouderklopje is slechts enkele centimeters verwijderd van een schop voor je kont <br />- Als er een schaap over de dam is, moet de boer er achter aan <br />- Als je negatief denkt over iets, wordt het altijd positiever dan je dacht <br />- 'naam', hard van buiten, zacht van binnen! <br />- Tell me what you see, when you look at me <br />- Ik ben zo weinig online, ik wens jullie daarom allemaal een vrolijk kerstfeest, een gelukkig nieuwjaar en een zalig pasen <br />- Wat gebeurt er als de tijd 30 keer sneller gaat? Je krijgt elke dag salaris en je vrouw bloedt dood! <br />- Wat is het toppunt van binnenpret? Een tampon met jeukpoeder <br />- Ik hou van de zee, ik hou van de rotsen, maar als ik jouw zie moet ik kosten<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-350235998519097062?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mertnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-46130786710729126792007-12-26T08:07:00.004-08:002007-12-26T08:08:37.592-08:00Your the reason that god Created This Female <br />- i don't like you so fuck you al <br />- als vervelen dodelijk was dan was de school nu een begraafplaats <br />- Waarom hebben mensen twee ogen ? Ze hebben er toch maar één nodig ! <br />- Opeens heb je het...........je word docent!! <br />- don't hate me because i'm beautiful!hate me because...wel...okay!...hate me because i'm beautiful! <br />- struttin'our stuff,shakkin'our bootiez,me and my girls are fulltime cutiez! <br />- if i was a dog and you were a flower,i would walk over you and give you a shower! <br />- rozes are red,voilets are blue,a face like yours belongs in the zoo! <br />- don't be sad,don't be blue,frankenstein was ugly to! <br />- roses are red,violets are blue...god made me sexy but what the hell happened to you?! <br />- little birdy in the sky,dropped a poopie in my eye,i didn't scream i didn't cry.but i thank the lord that cows can't fly! <br />- ik hou van de zee ik hou van de rotsen , maar van jou moet ik kotsen <br />- Love is in the air... maar ik heb hoogtevrees:( <br />- (JE NAAM ) RUIM JE SPEELGOED NOU EENS OP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <br />- VRIJ VIJLIG NEUK EEN APPEL <br />- Jongens zijn slim, jongens zijn dapper. Meisjes zijn slimmer en veel knapper <br />- god schiep de aarde, god schiep het woud, god schiep ook jou maar iedereen makt welleens een fout! (powered bij DJVG) <br />- I'm still, I'm still jenny from the block! 'I used to have pussy now I have a cock <br />- nijntje het playboykonijntje <br />- nieuw! feyenoord slagroom,makkelijk te kloppen <br />- Wat is de overeen komst tussen papagaai en een homo allebij zaad in hun bek en schijt op hun stok !! <br />- alcohol mag je nooit afwijzen het is net zoals als er iemand met een collecte bus langs komt voor de kanker bestrijding <br />- vrouwen zijn net kerst bomen eerst versier je ze en daar na takel je ze af <br />- ik liep laatst op straat ik zag je mooie ogen, maar de stoeprand iets te laat<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-4613078671072912679?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mertnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-86476553949141536102007-12-26T08:07:00.003-08:002007-12-26T08:07:56.563-08:00- Ze zeggen wel eens dat alles went maar een leven zonder jou went nooit !! <br />- i swear i'll be there any time you want me too i i'll be true here for you because i love you <br />- can't you give me one more change to make it all up to you... <br />- When an appel is green, he is ready to pluck, when a girl is sixteen, she is ready to fuck <br />- liefde is als de regen, je wordt er nat van <br />- I love (een naam ) but loves she/he me ..? <br />- || * Im NoT SaYiN ThAt I jUsT CaNt LiVe WiThOuT Yo ..BuT Mi LiFe Is So MuCh BeTtEr WiTh Yo HeRe *|| <br />- My (L) 4 U is like a huge train.......why?? you'll find out soon when U try to stop it(K) <br />- Korting tot 31 decemeber ( jaar invoegen ) op het produkt: Mij!!!!! Overal Verkrijgbaar! <br />- Love is a name... sex is a game..4 get the name and play the game <br />- it will take a lifetime to forget you, so if you want me to forget you, you'll have to kill me... <br />- What have I done to deserve this ? <br />- Geen weg is oneindig, geen zee is te diep, ik zal wachten op de dag dat jij weer naar me lacht ... <br />- Love me for what I am, don’t hate me for what I’m not <br />- friends are like stars, your not always see them but you know that they'll be there <br />- whÂ¥ dø î løv€ th€ øñ€$ th@t hurt m€, @ñd hurt th€ øñ€$ th@t løv€ m€? :'( <br />- Als ik jou zou moeten bellen wanneer ik aan jou denk, zou je telefoon 1*0 keer per minuut afgaan !!!! <br />- <<**vrijgesel**>> dus................................................ jongens gezocht!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <br />- words begin whit ...... A.B.C numbers begin whit ......1.2.3. songs begin whit ......... DO.RE.MI. but treu friends begin whit ......................... YOU & ME <br />- don't love 1, don't love 2, but love the 1, who loves you 2 <br />- oops I've lost my number... can I have yours?? <br />- when i was young my mother used to kiss my good night but now i've growed so would't you kiss me goodnight <br />- Als liefde blind is... hoe kan hij mij dan vinden? <br />- girls are everywhere but you are the girl i like <br />- Als een zandkorrel je een kus zou geven gaf ik je de hele woestijn!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-8647655394914153610?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mertnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-91089308489254310862007-12-26T08:07:00.001-08:002007-12-26T08:07:12.787-08:00- I'm so in love but I don't know if he likes me <br />- You have received 1 new email message <br />- ze kunnen beter over je fiets lullen dan over je lul fietsen <br />- de liefde bestaat uit verschillende onderdelen;de bekendste:overspel plegen. <br />- vrouwen hebben 4 hersencellen.................... 1 voor elke kookplaat <br />- Mother Earth's G-Spot <br />- voel je goed,voel je lekker,scheer je reet met Black en Decker <br />- zitten 2 olifanten op een hoogspanningsdraad zegt de een tegen de ander..........tjilup! <br />- Pluk de dag voordat je in een vaas eindigt <br />- Waarom hollen? De wereld draait toch om jou! <br />- 'a)vrede op aarde desnoods met geweld(6) <br />- -------->de bijtjes doe het, de vogeltjes doen het, zullen wij het ook doen ????neejoh gekkie wij kunnen toch niet vliegen... <br />- Een koe staat te eten komt er een duif aanvliegen.Zegt de duif:''Roe-Koe'' Dan zegt de koe:''Roe-Duif'' <br />- Deze woorden die ik tot jou exploteer komen net zo hard aan als dat ik jou brein 1*0*0% alcoholizeer <br />- was't verschil tussen een wasmachine en een leerkracht?? wasmachine werkt op electricteit en leerkracht op de zenuwen <br />- wat is het toppunt van geduldigheid.... een vis op de muur tekenen en w8ten tot ie weg zwemt <br />- (ci)(li)(tu)(h5)(brb)(st)(yn)(pl)weet je waarom smurfen altijd lachen omdat het gras tegen hun balltejes kietelt(ci)(li)(tu)(h5)(brb)(st)(yn)(pl) <br />- je hebt 3 soorten mensen: mensen die kunnen tellen en mensen die niet kunnen tellen! <br />- Ik zocht mezelf en vond iets beters..............................................Jou <br />- wat voor kleur krijgen smurven als ze gekild wordeNn? <br />- I wish I was a barbie... SHIT that bitch has everything! <br />- Er liggen 2 bonen in een bed zegt de een: Dauwe Egbert!! <br />- wat is het toppunt van bejaardenseks?? een gebreide condoom <br />- Wat is et toppunt van lef?????Bij Hitler aanbelle en vrage of ie een Jodekoek wil.....;) <br />- Hoesow heeft de koningin een roze telefoon? .. Om te bellen :<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-9108930848925431086?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mertnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-50307129988132295162007-12-06T08:51:00.001-08:002007-12-06T08:51:16.540-08:00Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few <br />A kiss is a rosy dot over the 'i' of loving. <br />To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties. <br />Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words. <br />Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk by again? <br />I'm loved by some, hated by plenty, but wanted by many <br />Can i borrow your library card because i'd like to check you out! <br />Aren't you tired? You're walking for hours in my head! <br />Guys are air for me, and without air I can't live <br />I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh! <br />I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours? <br />Marriage is an adventure, like going to war <br />If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right <br />Choose a wife by your ear than your eye. <br />Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. <br />Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed. <br />Love is stronger than justice. <br /> <br /><br />Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you! <br />I Close My Eyes And Kiss Your Lips, Then I Go To Paradise <br />Roses are red diaments are plastic, I am great, you are fantastic! <br />Don't love me for fun, love me for a reason .. let the reason be love <br />Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? <br />There is no remedy for sex but more sex. <br />Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts. <br />To be able to say how much love, is love but little. <br />If every word I said could make you laugh, I'd talk forever... <br />Maybe he saw me, but how could he when I'm hidden forever in this mask? <br />You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection <br />What you love is a sign from your higher self of what you are to do. <br />True love never lives happily ever after - true love has no ending <br />Love is the same as like except you feel sexier. <br />Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other. <br />Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first <br />We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-5030712998813229516?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mertnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-29815234129625421162007-12-06T08:50:00.001-08:002007-12-06T08:50:58.680-08:00Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few <br />A kiss is a rosy dot over the 'i' of loving. <br />To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties. <br />Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words. <br />Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk by again? <br />I'm loved by some, hated by plenty, but wanted by many <br />Can i borrow your library card because i'd like to check you out! <br />Aren't you tired? You're walking for hours in my head! <br />Guys are air for me, and without air I can't live <br />I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh! <br />I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours? <br />Marriage is an adventure, like going to war <br />If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right <br />Choose a wife by your ear than your eye. <br />Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. <br />Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed. <br />Love is stronger than justice. <br /> <br /><br />Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you! <br />I Close My Eyes And Kiss Your Lips, Then I Go To Paradise <br />Roses are red diaments are plastic, I am great, you are fantastic! <br />Don't love me for fun, love me for a reason .. let the reason be love <br />Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? <br />There is no remedy for sex but more sex. <br />Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts. <br />To be able to say how much love, is love but little. <br />If every word I said could make you laugh, I'd talk forever... <br />Maybe he saw me, but how could he when I'm hidden forever in this mask? <br />You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection <br />What you love is a sign from your higher self of what you are to do. <br />True love never lives happily ever after - true love has no ending <br />Love is the same as like except you feel sexier. <br />Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other. <br />Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first <br />We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-2981523412962542116?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mertnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-79650966595507127502007-12-06T08:49:00.000-08:002007-12-06T08:50:04.077-08:00Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never <br />The only way to have a friend is to be one. <br />What is a friend? 1 soul in 2 bodies <br />The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. <br />The moon is a friend for the lonesome to talk to <br />There are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet <br />Misfortune shows those who are not really friends <br />That friendship will not continue to the end which is begun for an end. <br />Life without friendship is like the sky without sun. <br />Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them? <br />The best personal mirror is the opinion of a friend <br />Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty <br />Fate chooses your relations, you choose your friends <br /> <br /><br />We will be friends until forever, just you wait see <br />I get by with a little help from my friends. <br />A friend might well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. <br />A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway. <br />One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives <br />The secret to friendship is being a good listene <br />We are all alone untill we accept our need for others <br />Everyone is a friend, until they prove otherwise <br />Who finds a faithful friend, finds a treasure <br />Hold a true friend with both your hands. <br />A faithful friend is the medicine of life. <br />Friends are the sunshine of life <br />However rare true love may be, it is less so than true friendship <br />Plant a seed of friendship; reap a bouquet of happiness <br />The only way to have a friend is to be one <br />Friendship is Love without his wings! <br />A friend loves at all times. <br />Friendship needs no words...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-7965096659550712750?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mertnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-44561117642209413282007-12-06T08:48:00.000-08:002007-12-06T08:49:12.097-08:00Why do our noses run and our feet smell? <br />Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns <br />Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules! <br />I was the kid next door's imaginary friend <br />I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less. <br />Never put a sock in a toaster <br />I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup <br />I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it <br />I must confess, I was born at a very early age <br />He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough. <br />The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn? <br />Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend <br />Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference. <br />When I’m good, I’m really good, but when I’m bad I’m better <br />I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet <br />Take a break like it is a sort of screen saver! <br /> <br /><br />If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? <br />We both know I'm the best, that's why you never tell me <br />I like your new face, but my monkey wants his ass back. <br />Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question <br />Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons <br />Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love <br />The shortest distance between two points is always under construction. <br />Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. <br />It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens. <br />Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. <br />I'm a classic example of all humorists — only funny when I'm working <br />Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. <br />My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil <br />I just thought of something funny...your mother <br />Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. <br />Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-4456111764220941328?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mertnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-5124358301698706392007-12-06T08:41:00.000-08:002007-12-06T08:48:41.833-08:00Out of my mind. Back in five minutes <br />Reality Sucks! I’m Gonna Keep On Dreamin <br />The surest way to remain poor is to be honest. <br />An idea is salvation by imagination <br />I Don’t Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me <br />Life's a bitch. Be its pimp <br />A liar will not be believed, even when he speaks the truth. <br />Many would be cowards if they had courage enough. <br />Courage is the price that Life exacts for granting peace. <br />Save a tree, eat a beaver <br />Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it a hundred times <br />Dont steal, the government hates competition <br />Short is the joy that guilty pleasure brings. <br />Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result. <br />The world belongs to the enthusiast who keeps cool. <br /> <br /><br />The higher you are, the farther you fall <br />Intelligence could be instinct which has it at the wrong end <br />What is arrogance? Thinking you can compete with me! <br />I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours? <br />Not me, not now, maybe later... <br />Eat the dish of revenge cold instead of hot. <br />Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy <br />I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. <br />Facts are the enemy of truth. <br />Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered? <br />There are no stupid questions, just stupid people <br />Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? <br />When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose? <br />The easiest way to avoid a hangover is to just stay drunk <br />Eat healthy, exercise more, still die <br />Time is what keeps things from happening all at once <br />If marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws <br />A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-512435830169870639?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mertnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-9304350431785793142007-11-08T04:08:00.001-08:002007-11-08T04:08:19.539-08:00Forget chocolate, Diamonds are my best friend! <br />Boys are great, every girl should own 1 (or two... three...) <br />:)I'm too pretty to do math ;) <br />Im part of the F.B.I: Im Faboulos, beautiful and Intelligent <br />Sweet yet loud, Im a cutie 'n' proud! <br />I'm not a goddess I'm not a queen, I'm just the prettiest girl you have ever seen!(K) <br />Broken Baby Doll<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-930435043178579314?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-1008566055728781042007-11-08T04:07:00.001-08:002007-11-08T04:07:56.610-08:00Girls don't like boys, girls like money and expensive cars! <br />God made sand, God made dirt, God made boys so girls can flirt! <br />I love you is eight letters long but so is bullshit<a href="http://nick-names-msn.blogspot.com" target="_blank" title="msn nicknames">.</a><br /> <br />Looking 4 Mr. Right <br />Miss.Ms ©<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-100856605572878104?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-74897985016767522112007-11-08T04:06:00.002-08:002007-11-08T04:07:22.331-08:00I won't mess with your head or play with your heart, Because I'm a real girl and I finish what I start. <br />You shouldn't be anyone specail to me, Your just another guy. you shouldn't lead me on exspcially if it's a lie, one day it's love the next day it's done, you hurt me to much to be the one <br />At night i pray that soon your face will fade away! <br />I'm not perfect, niether is he but together we just may be! <br />(*) Im a supergirl and Im here to save the world <a href="http://nick-names-msn.blogspot.com" target="_blank" title="msn nicknames">.</a><br /> <br />Tired of trying, Sick of crying, yeah i'm smiling but inside I'm dying! <br />Someone asked if I knew you, it was sad cause all I could say was " I used to" <br />Please don't think I'm crazy, I don't want you to understand. My mind is going hazy, to hell with your helping hand... Why don't you just leave me alone, this conflict is my own!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-7489798501676752211?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-83611385363356796252007-11-08T04:06:00.001-08:002007-11-08T04:06:49.523-08:00Dont wear a frown, its neva in style, just do ur best 2 SMILE SMILE SMILE! <br />Dont ask me complicated questions! I'm blonde! <br />When god made me, he was just showin off! <br />Caution: I'm mental! communicate with me at ur own risk! <br />My name isn't Elmo, but tickle me anyway! <br />My Dad (L)'s Me N I (L) His Credit Card<a href="http://nick-names-msn.blogspot.com" target="_blank" title="msn nicknames">.</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-8361138536335679625?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-51208987010146762532007-11-08T04:05:00.002-08:002007-11-08T04:06:15.031-08:00Ur like my maths book, u hav lots of problems! <br />Sometimes I wish I was a little kid again.. Skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts<a href="http://nick-names-msn.blogspot.com" target="_blank" title="msn nicknames">.</a><br /><br />SMART girls are more interested in having FUN than trying to look perfect~! <br />We are the people your parents warned you about! <br />Don't Treat Me Any Differently Than You Would The Queen <br />Know everyone you love but dont love everyone you know<a href="http://nick-names-msn.blogspot.com" target="_blank" title="msn nicknames">.</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-5120898701014676253?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-33423661307088076432007-11-08T04:05:00.001-08:002007-11-08T04:05:44.228-08:00Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, But what happened to you! <br />Do you believe in love at first site..? Or do I have to walk past again? <br />Im YOUNG and BEAUTIFUL thats all that counts<a href="http://nick-names-msn.blogspot.com" target="_blank" title="msn nicknames">.</a><br /> <br />Ur only bad if u get caught... so that makes me a good girl.. right?! <br />Im sorry, do I look like I was listening?~ <br />Smokin can really kill a person, y dont u try it?<a href="http://nick-names-msn.blogspot.com" target="_blank" title="msn nicknames">.</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-3342366130708807643?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-19186716220663556862007-11-08T04:04:00.002-08:002007-11-08T04:05:13.486-08:00:P Didn't ask to be a princess, but hey if the crown fits! :P <br />Don't be afraid to be yourself, the people who matter don't care; the people that care don't matter <br />I'd like a diamond, I'd like some gold, I'd like a pearl, Because I'm daddy's little girl :) <br />ur looks, ur smile, ur kiss, ur style everythin bout u boy drives me wild <br />You know I love you, You know I care, Whenever you need me I will be there! <br />If Love Is A Crime I Would Be In Jail Forever<a href="http://nick-names-msn.blogspot.com" target="_blank" title="msn nicknames">.</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-1918671622066355686?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-22318324400388154682007-11-08T04:04:00.001-08:002007-11-08T04:04:40.379-08:00Girls Are Better Than Boys, We All Know It, Boys Try too Hard, But Still Don't Show It! <br />Girls Are Like Fireworks, Their Kisses Light Up The Night, Their Hugs Make Everything Bright! <br />Girls Are So Complex, They Confuse Themselves<a href="http://nick-names-msn.blogspot.com" target="_blank" title="msn nicknames">.</a><br /> <br />Girls Cheat But We Never Get Caught! <br />Good Looking Girls Are Hard To Find, That's Why You Don't See Me Too Often! <br />$5,000,000 Reward for fixing my broken heart :( <br />Good Looking Girls Are Hard To Find, That's Why You Don't See Me Too Often! <br />Girls rule! (literally look at the queen of England!) <br />(a)Good girls r (6)Bad girls who neva get caught! ;) <br />I'm too much princess for 1 boy <br />True friends are like stars, sometimes you can't see them but they're always there. <br />Don't wear a frown, its never in style, just try ur best, to smile smile smile :D! <br />I'm so beautiful I married myself<a href="http://nick-names-msn.blogspot.com" target="_blank" title="msn nicknames">.</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-2231832440038815468?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-11460101634157822452007-11-08T04:03:00.002-08:002007-11-08T04:04:10.741-08:00You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy :P;)<br /><br />(6)Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor(6)<br /><br />Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me<br /><br />;) Just call me milk, I'll do your body good ;)<br /><br />(B)it doesnt matta if u win or loose, its how drunk u get(B)<br /><br />(&)she THINKS she had style...She THINKS she has class....BUT what i know is....She dont have 1 inch of an ass(&)<br /><br />WANNA PLAY ARMY? LAY ON THE GROUND AND LET ME BLOW THE HELL OUTTA YA!<br /><br />If i was a dog and u were a flower I'd lift my leg high, And give you a shower!! <br /><br />Was ur daddy a baker coz u got a nice set of buns!!<br /><br />Hey, baby...if you were a new hamburger at McDonalds, i would name you the McVery Sexy. <br /><br />show them a screw and say wanna screw and if they say yes say lets go! if they say no say well why not, it'll just be 2 boards rubbin' together!<br /><br />is your dad a hunter cuz u have nice racks!<br /><br /><br />(@) The cutest kittens have the sharpest claws (@)<br /><br />:P;) I've lost my phone number. Can I have yours?<a href="http://nick-names-msn.blogspot.com" target="_blank" title="msn nicknames">.</a><br /><br /><br />(6);) I've lost my teddy bear.Could you sleep with me tonight? ;)(6)<br /><br />;) If it weren't for you, I wouldn't come to school <a href="http://nick-names-msn.blogspot.com" target="_blank" title="msn nicknames">.</a><br /><br /><br />Ur so ugly tht b4 your mum goes to kiss you good night she puts a paperbag over ur head<br /><br />Hey baby, how 'bout u come sit on my lap and we'll talk 'bout the first thing that pops up! ;)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-1146010163415782245?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-56751479738053397142007-11-08T04:03:00.001-08:002007-11-08T04:03:24.511-08:00My strength is hatred, torment, and pain! <br />There are no tears, No feeling of guilt, Nowhere to channel the anger, Nowhere to leave the pain <br />You can't kill me<a href="http://nick-names-msn.blogspot.com" target="_blank" title="msn nicknames">.</a><br /> I'm already dead <br />Early morning moments, A glimpse of joy, But it's soon over and I return to dust... <br />The closer we are to the soul, the further we are from perfection. Why settle for honesty when you can breathe a perfect lie<a href="http://nick-names-msn.blogspot.com" target="_blank" title="msn nicknames">.</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-5675147973805339714?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-36446422212237301712007-11-08T04:02:00.001-08:002007-11-08T04:02:58.571-08:00I walk through fire, I walk through waves, darkness is overwhelming with hate and pain <br />I live a life of misery and hate, I dream of being loved and safe <br />Living is a nightmare, but suicides reality <br />Tears, scars and death... thats all life is to me <br />Kill me now, you know you want to.. it's not like I want to live anyway! <br />Thorns of time against the rose of the world, killing us slowly as my petals fall<a href="http://nick-names-msn.blogspot.com" target="_blank" title="msn nicknames">.</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-3644642221223730171?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-75231907461539499372007-11-08T04:01:00.002-08:002007-11-08T04:02:13.099-08:00A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic. <br />We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us. <br />Don't step on a daisy while looking for a rose. <br />I try to laugh about it, cover it all up with lies. I try to laugh about it, hiding the tears in my eyes. <br />This is real, I'm afraid; this time there is no hiding<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-7523190746153949937?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-27414822642712309842007-11-08T04:01:00.001-08:002007-11-08T04:01:41.710-08:00When will people understand that words can cut as sharply as any blade, and that those cuts leave scars upon our souls <br />One should forgive one's enemies, but not before they are hanged. <br />I'm not going to change who I am for other people. <br />I'd rather chew on broken glass than keep on living... <br />I'm so sick of my heart leading me places where there can be no a happy ending <br />I live a life of misery and hate, I dream of being loved and safe <br />A smack round the face and a slit on my wrists<a href="http://nick-names-msn.blogspot.com" target="_blank" title="msn nicknames">.</a><br />everyday ends like this... <br />Depression... a fancy word to say that ur dying inside <br />When ur depressed ur not just hurting yourself, your hurting the people around u. <br />Depression, is only the cry of a hurting soul, but no one wants to show it <br />[x] life.sucks[x]_[x]so depressed[x]_[x]hate.life<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-2741482264271230984?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-77698440370152958252007-11-08T04:00:00.001-08:002007-11-08T04:00:56.993-08:00I'm Cool, I'm cute, I'm gonna kick you with my boot! <br />I luv u 4eva n always 2 da end... I cant live without u cuz ur my best frend... <br />Your a special friend like the many different species of turtles... u r unique in many special ways... be yourself! <br />(l)Im a little cabbage broken into two, my leaves I give to others, my heart I give to u (l) <br />(L)When a friend walks in, The whole World walks Out(L) <br />Love is like a quicksand, the deeper you fall in, the harder it is to get out! <br />Love is like a baseball game 3 strikes and ure... OUT! <br />a million words wud not bring u bak i kno coz iv tried - but neither wud a million tears...i kno coz iv cried <br />God made the land god, made the sea, he needed a pricess and so he made me! <br />When tears flow in your eyes... Always remember two things: I'm here and I careI love you more then yeterday, and less then tomorrow <br />Love comes and goes but friends stay forever<a href="http://nick-names-msn.blogspot.com" target="_blank" title="msn nicknames">.</a><br /> <br />A memory lasts forever, never does it die. True friends stay together and never say goodbye! <br />Friends Never say goodbye, they say hello!! <br />I'd like a diamond, I'd like some gold, I'd like a pearl, Because I'm daddy's little girl :) <br />We may fight, and we may cry, but my love for you will never die <br />Distance echos of "I LOVE YOU" lead me slowly to you. <br />Love comes and goes but friends stay forever! <br />If kisses were the water I would give you the sea, If hugs were the leaves I would give you a tree, But if love was time, I would give you eternity. <br />When I saw u, I was afraid 2 talk 2 u, when I talked 2 u, I was afraid 2 hold u, when I held u I was afraid 2 love u, now I love u and I'm afraid 2 lose u!If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you<a href="http://nick-names-msn.blogspot.com" target="_blank" title="msn nicknames">.</a><br /> <br />Some ppl are obsessed with fashion, a simple bag or shoe, I dont care what I'm wearing as long as I'm with u!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-7769844037015295825?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-43567192959629760522007-11-08T03:59:00.000-08:002007-11-08T04:00:17.236-08:00Hot as fire sharp as glass mess with me and ill kick your @$#<br /><br />Have no fear, I have beer! (B)<br /><br />The hottest love has the coldest ending<a href="http://nick-names-msn.blogspot.com" target="_blank" title="msn nicknames">.</a><br /><br /><br />Don't wish on a star, REACH 4 1! (*)<br /><br />I'm too hot to handle so watch out and u won't get burnt!<br /><br />*-)Gee... I wish I was smart enough to smoke!!*-)<br /><br />*Id RaThEr Be [HaTeD] 4 WhO I [Am],ThEn [LoVeD] 4 WhO I Am [NoT]*<br /><br />Riders of the storm, One with the wind<br /><br />Defenders of Creation<br /><br />When they come, I'll be ready.<br /><br />Still brave, beyond the grave.<br /><br />Most People Don't Know How To Open Their Eyes To The Reality Of The World!<br /><br />Dangerous minds... Dangerous thoughts<a href="http://nick-names-msn.blogspot.com" target="_blank" title="msn nicknames">.</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-4356719295962976052?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-77880322865996045252007-11-08T03:57:00.000-08:002007-11-08T03:59:35.976-08:00Kids in the back seat don't cause accidents, accidents in the back seat<br />causes kids!! :-P<br /><br />;):P(8) it was the night before Christmas when all through the house,<br />everybody was stoned including the mouse (8):P;)<br /><br />If you need space join NASA!<br /><br />If you're going my way, I'll walk with you.<br /><br /><br />If You Luv Me... Let Me Know... If You Don't... Then Let Me Go...<br /><br />Some times your mind doesn't want u 2 be in love. but deep down u know you<br />are....<br /><br /><br />Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering where the heck<br />is my ceiling!<br /><br />Never start frowning because you never know who's falling in love with<br />your smile :)<br /><br /><br />*everyone's entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege<br /><br />God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a<br />masterpiece!<br /><br /><br />A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes, A Person Who<br />Doesn't Is A Fool Forever ...<br /><br /><br />The question is not Who am I<br />it's Am I who I am?<br /><br />Due to the lack of funding the light at the end of the tunnel has been<br />turned off!!<br /><br /><br />sometimes stupid people do smart things~<br /><br />A heart is not a play thing a heart is not a toy but if you want it<br />broken. just give it to a boy<br /><br />Below are some funny msn quotes you can use on the instant messenger tools...<br /><br />Do, or do not. There is no try<a href="http://nick-names-msn.blogspot.com" target="_blank" title="msn nicknames">.</a><br /> - Yoda<br /><br />There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.<br /><br />Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.<br /><br />My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner<br /><br />We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? - Jean Cocturan<br /><br />Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the<br />priviledge<br /><br />Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand<a href="http://nick-names-msn.blogspot.com" target="_blank" title="msn nicknames">.</a><br /><br /><br />If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. - Dick Cavett<br /><br />I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-7788032286599604525?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-12308417705659603782007-09-28T20:22:00.001-07:002007-09-28T20:22:39.505-07:00Welcome to loserville. Population: you <br />It's people like you who give scum a bad name <br />I've had fun before. This isn't it <br />Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over <br />Recommended for you: "Windows For Dummies" <br />I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode <br />Just because you're stupid doesn't mean I'm lying <br />Your village called, their idiot is missing <br />Girls/Guys are like lava lamps: good to look at, but not very bright <br />I'd smack you but shit splatters! <br />Excuse me, but I think my karma just ran over your dogma <br />You smell like the splashboard of an Indian urinal during mango season <br />I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception<br /><a href="http://nick-names-msn.blogspot.com" target="_blank" title="love,cute,msn nick names">msn nick names</a><br /><br />I dream about a monster, about you! <br />It's not that I am anti-social. I just don't like you <br />Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health! <br />You're the cum your mother should have swallowed <br />If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister? <br />Know what goes best with a face like yours? A paper bag. <br />I know your sorry, now apologize! <br />If I throw a stick will you leave? <br />Wanna get laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait! <br />Some guys say, "Suck on it" but I say, "Sorry, I choke on small objects" <br />The only driving you've done all day is driving me crazy <br />Why do BOY bands sound like GIRLS? <br />Everyone's entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-1230841770565960378?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-74545887289479448732007-09-28T20:20:00.000-07:002007-09-28T20:21:55.052-07:00Girls Are So Complex, They Confuse Themselves! <br />Girls Cheat But We Never Get Caught! <br />Boys Are Bad, Throw Rocks At Them <br />Boys Are Great, Every Girl Should Own One <br />Boys Are Like Cars, They Press The Accelerator Too Soon! <br />Boys Are Like Nappies…Hard To Change And Full Of Shit! <br />Boys Are Like Kleenex…Soft, Strong And Disposable <br />Boys Say It's Great, Boys Say It's Fine 9 Months Later They Say It's Not Mine! <br />Boys Are Sexy And I Think There Fine, I'll Be The 6 And You Be The 9! <br />Boys...Everyone Needs One...Or Two...Or Maybe Three...Ok Ten! <br />Do you believe in love at first sight..? Or do I have to walk past again? <br />Im YOUNG and BEAUTIFUL thats all that counts! <br />Ur only bad if u get caught... so that makes me a good girl.. right?! <br />Im sorry, do I look like I was listening?~ <br /><a href="http://nick-names-msn.blogspot.com" target="_blank" title="love,cute,msn nick names">msn nick names</a><br /><br />Smokin can really kill a person, y dont u try it?! <br />Dont wear a frown, its neva in style, just do ur best 2 SMILE SMILE SMILE! <br />Dont ask me complicated questions! I'm blonde!<br /><br />When god made me, he was just showin off! <br />Caution: I'm mental! communicate with me at ur own risk! <br />My name isn't Elmo, but tickle me anyway! <br />True Love Don’t Have A Happy Ending, True Love Don't Have No Ending! <br />True Love Will Never Be Explained…That's How I Know Im In Love! <br />Two Words Guy Hate…Don't And Stop Unless You Put Them Together <br />Dear God make me a bird, so i can fly far far away from here. <br />Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me? <br />I'm like a butterfly.. pretty to see, hard to catch <br />Life is 4 living, Love is for giving! <br />Love is like a quicksand, the deeper you fall in, the harder it is to get out! <br />Love is like a baseball game 3 strikes and ure... OUT! <br />I love you more then yeterday, and less then tomorrow <br />Love comes and goes but friends stay forever! <br />Friends Never say goodbye, they say hello!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-7454588728947944873?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-55368039113756219582007-09-04T05:54:00.000-07:002007-09-04T05:55:40.437-07:00Cool Names for MSN Messenger<br />If at first you do not succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried<br />Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing<br />In the event of an emergency landing why do the people in the pamphlet look so calm?<br />I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked<br />Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left<br />3 words to ruin a guys ego. is it in??<br />You can better lose a lover than love a loser<br />I'm only crazy when other people cant stand that I'm right<br />Women/Men are like public toilets, they are either taken or full of crap!<br />Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one<br />Work harder: People on welfare depend on you<br />Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity<br />Be back later...my dog ate my car keys....we are hitchhiking to the vet's office<br />We came, we saw, we drank beer<br />Geniuses are never understood in their own lifetimes<br />You can trust the government, just ask the Indians<br />Be nice to your children. For they will be choosing your nursing home someday<br />Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer<br />Save water, drink beer<br />Everybody makes mistakes, that's why they put erasers on pencils<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-5536803911375621958?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-6382251839978270642007-09-04T05:19:00.001-07:002007-09-04T05:19:52.231-07:00Don't like my attitude? Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS<br />Out of my mind. Back in five minutes<br />Unite against togetherness!<br />Reality Sucks! I'm Gonna Keep On Dreamin<br />If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now...<br />No fear! (NAME) is here!<br />I Don't Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me<br />Life's a bitch. Be its pimp<br />I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal!<br />A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts<br />Save a tree, eat a beaver<br />By the time you read this, you've already read it<br />Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them<br />Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it a hundred times<br />I don't curse, drink and smoke. H*ly shit! My cigarette fell in my glass of beer!<br />Dont steal, the government hates competition<br />If you hate me, i love you too. It ain't my fault i'm better than you<br />Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?<br />Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!<br />The higher you are, the farther you fall<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-638225183997827064?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-34892885366801415492007-09-04T05:18:00.002-07:002007-09-04T05:19:15.688-07:00Intelligence could be instinct which has it at the wrong end <br />When life hands you a lemon, break out the tequila and the salt! <br />What is arrogance? Thinking you can compete with me! <br />I've lost my phone number, can I have yours? <br />Not me, not now, maybe later... <br />Life's a beach... Surf it up! <br />Trying is the first step towards failure <br />I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot <br />If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them? <br />Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but milk do? <br />Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone <br />I'm more drunk than a three-legged chicken on a wet patch of ice! <br />When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better <br />To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all life's problems <br />WaNnA PLaY ArMy?? ... Ok! SiT BaCk AnD i'LL BLoW ThE HeLL OuT oF YoU! <br />I avoid temptation unless I can't resist it <br />I love work; it fascinates me; I can sit and watch it for hours <br />Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question <br />Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? <br />There are no stupid questions, just stupid people<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-3489288536680141549?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-23721747419263541052007-09-04T05:18:00.001-07:002007-09-04T05:18:41.474-07:00You're unique, just like everyone else.... <br />Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules! <br />Why do our noses run and our feet smell? <br />Save a mouse, eat a pussy <br />Keep Earth clean, it's not Ur-anus <br />Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow <br />Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns <br />Don't do it behind the garden gate love is blind but the neighbours ain't! <br />When you judge others you dont define them you define yourself.. :-) <br />The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn? <br />You're looking at perfection, and it ain't you! <br />Do blind eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs? <br />If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? <br />Never wish on 1 star more than 1nce cause your luck ALWAYS runs out! <br />I know that you know that I know that you think I'm the best, that's why you never tell me <br />We both know I'm the best, that's why you never tell me <br />Women/Men are proof that women/men can take a joke <br />As long as my boss pretends that I'm earning much, I'm pretending that I work hard <br />An answer to that nagging question............... I let the dogs out! <br />What do an Icebear have after swimming? Snowballs!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-2372174741926354105?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-30421301189682667972007-09-04T05:16:00.000-07:002007-09-04T05:18:06.041-07:00Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? <br />When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose? <br />Gravity always wins <br />The easiest way to avoid a hangover is to just stay drunk <br />There are some that are wise and others that are otherwise <br />I'm not an alcoholic. I am a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings <br />Buy land, they have quit making it! <br />Don't judge a man by his boxers, it's what's inside that counts <br />I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it <br />Eat healthy, exercise more, still die <br />Politicians prefer unarmed peasants <br />Time is what keeps things from happening all at once <br />Women/Men who seek to be equal with men/women lack ambition <br />What happens if you get scared half to death... twice? <br />Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up too.. <br />Opinions are like assholes... Everyone's got one, and they stink <br />Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me <br />Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most <br />If marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws <br />I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-3042130118968266797?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-44442250105747704692007-09-04T05:15:00.000-07:002007-09-04T05:16:33.736-07:00Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend <br />Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one <br />You know it's always business doing pleasure with you <br />If you throw rice at weddings, will asian people throw hotdogs? <br />I've lost my phone number, can I have yours? <br />One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject <br />When I'm good, I'm really good, but when I'm bad I'm better <br />I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh! <br />24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think not... <br />I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet <br />English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England! <br />You may laugh because I'm different but I laugh because you're all the same <br />If at first you dont succeed skydiving isnt for you <br />Take a break like it is a sort of screen saver! <br />I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! <br />ScReW TwiZzLeRS!! i'LL MaKe YoUr MoUtH HaPPy! <br />I aint guilty, im just not innocent! ;-) <br />Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters <br />For all you who talk about me, thanks for making ME the center of YOUR world! <br />I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-4444225010574770469?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-2249824921292314632007-09-04T05:14:00.000-07:002007-09-04T05:15:54.560-07:00You and the bank own a very lovely home <br />I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven <br />I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants <br />Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? <br />You don't buy the drink here, you only rent it <br />All racists who are prepared to die for their country, why not now? <br />Drinking is the answer, I don't remember the question <br />Superman is a travestite <br />Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics? <br />Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question <br />Lower the age of puberty! <br />God bless Atheism <br />I drink to make other people interesting <br />My life is like a porno-movie, without the sex <br />An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits instead <br />A miserable person is one who truly enjoys a fart but can't <br />Anarchists of the world, unite! <br />Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie? <br />Don't be open-minded, your brains might fall out <br />Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-224982492129231463?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-62696513337239124862007-09-04T05:13:00.000-07:002007-09-04T05:14:03.367-07:00You and the bank own a very lovely home <br />I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven <br />I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants <br />Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? <br />You don't buy the drink here, you only rent it <br />All racists who are prepared to die for their country, why not now? <br />Drinking is the answer, I don't remember the question <br />Superman is a travestite <br />Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics? <br />Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question <br />Lower the age of puberty! <br />God bless Atheism <br />I drink to make other people interesting <br />My life is like a porno-movie, without the sex <br />An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits instead <br />A miserable person is one who truly enjoys a fart but can't <br />Anarchists of the world, unite! <br />Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie? <br />Don't be open-minded, your brains might fall out <br />Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-6269651333723912486?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-59090766765276472352007-09-04T05:12:00.002-07:002007-09-04T05:13:22.233-07:00Girls Are Better Than Boys, We All Know It, Boys Try too Hard, But Still Don't Show It! <br />Girls Are Like Fireworks, Their Kisses Light Up The Night, Their Hugs Make Everything Bright! <br />Girls Are So Complex, They Confuse Themselves! <br />Girls Cheat But We Never Get Caught! <br />Good Looking Girls Are Hard To Find, That's Why You Don't See Me Too Often! <br />$5,000,000 Reward for fixing my broken heart :(<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-5909076676527647235?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-89741152782659596952007-09-04T05:12:00.001-07:002007-09-04T05:12:47.596-07:00Good Looking Girls Are Hard To Find, That's Why You Don't See Me Too Often! <br />Girls rule! (literally look at the queen of England!) <br />(a)Good girls r (6)Bad girls who neva get caught! ;) <br />I'm too much princess for 1 boy <br />True friends are like stars, sometimes you can't see them but they're always there. <br />Don't wear a frown, its never in style, just try ur best, to smile smile smile :D! <br />I'm so beautiful I married myself!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-8974115278265959695?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-68184866339813697532007-09-04T05:11:00.000-07:002007-09-04T05:12:11.356-07:00:P Didn't ask to be a princess, but hey if the crown fits! :P <br />Don't be afraid to be yourself, the people who matter don't care; the people that care don't matter <br />I'd like a diamond, I'd like some gold, I'd like a pearl, Because I'm daddy's little girl :) <br />ur looks, ur smile, ur kiss, ur style everythin bout u boy drives me wild <br />You know I love you, You know I care, Whenever you need me I will be there! <br />If Love Is A Crime I Would Be In Jail Forever<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-6818486633981369753?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-10625994891991805162007-09-04T05:10:00.002-07:002007-09-04T05:11:30.798-07:00Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, But what happened to you! <br />Do you believe in love at first site..? Or do I have to walk past again? <br />Im YOUNG and BEAUTIFUL thats all that counts! <br />Ur only bad if u get caught... so that makes me a good girl.. right?! <br />Im sorry, do I look like I was listening?~ <br />Smokin can really kill a person, y dont u try it?!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-1062599489199180516?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-16740539461630722342007-09-04T05:10:00.001-07:002007-09-04T05:10:55.366-07:00Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up? <br />If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit? <br />Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? <br />Can you make a candle out of your earwax? <br />Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first? <br />If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? <br />Can you get cornered in a round room? <br />Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-1674053946163072234?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-91186073546437573082007-09-04T05:09:00.002-07:002007-09-04T05:10:22.606-07:00If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold? <br />If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it? <br />Why is a square meal served on round plates? <br />If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes? <br />Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on? <br />You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? <br />Can fat people go skinny-dipping? <br />Would a fly without wings be called a walk?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-9118607354643757308?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-10357698869103598202007-09-04T05:09:00.001-07:002007-09-04T05:09:56.089-07:00Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? <br />Why is the word "abbreviate" so long? <br />Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? <br />Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC? <br />Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light? <br />Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? <br />Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing? <br />Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing? <br />Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-1035769886910359820?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-17762977659082576552007-09-04T05:08:00.002-07:002007-09-04T05:09:18.704-07:00Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together? <br />If your feet smell and your nose runs, are you built upside down? <br />Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? <br />Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting? <br />Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? <br />Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"? <br />What's another word for synonym? <br />What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-1776297765908257655?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-77894436672773391982007-09-04T05:08:00.001-07:002007-09-04T05:08:39.133-07:00It was never love that broke her heart it was losing that love that tore her apart. <br />Don't Lead Me On, And Leave Me Confused, any Girl Would Rather Be Left Alone, Than Have Her heart abused. <br />Where can I go to get away from the pain of loving you? <br />True love? I used to believe it existed, but when you've had your heart torn out and thrown on the floor, you just don't care anymore. <br />If you lost your love for me, you never let it show. <br />You said you didn't need me in your life. I guess you were right.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-7789443667277339198?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-17010760742050821682007-09-04T05:07:00.002-07:002007-09-04T05:08:08.371-07:00Didn't we almost have it all? <br />Loving is so short and forgetting so long. <br />I can't cry hard enough for you to hear me. <br />The tears I wish to wipe away, will run unchecked for another day. Alas, that is the price I pay. <br />Once upon a time I was falling in love, but now I'm only falling apart... <br />You gotta hurt in order to know, fall in order to grow, lose in order to gain, because most of lifes lessons are learned because of pain.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-1701076074205082168?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-41476209999943102532007-09-04T05:07:00.001-07:002007-09-04T05:07:29.910-07:00~What can I do, to make it right, falling so hard so fast this time, what did I say, what did you do? How did I fall in love with you?~ <br />*I'm TiReD oF tRyInG, i'M tIrEd Of CrYiNg, I kNoW i'Ve BeEn SmIlInG bUt InSiDe I'm DyInG <br />Not all scars show. Not all wounds heel. Sometimes you can't see the pain that you feel. <br />I WisH I HaD SaVeD AlL ThE TeArS YoU MaDe Me CrY So I CoUlD DrOwN YoU In ThEm!!!! <br />You love to hate the one who loves the one you hate to love.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-4147620999994310253?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-72007525582646460792007-09-04T05:06:00.001-07:002007-09-04T05:06:50.662-07:00The shortest word for me is I, the sweetest word for me is LOVE, but the only word for me is YOU <br />I need love worth it's weight in gold, Love that's fresh as the rippling springs and never will grow old... <br />I love you... together, forever. <br />Love is like maths... Its soooo COMPLICATED! <br />Love is like air for me, I can't live without it! <br />Would you break down the gates of heaven to reach the one you loved? <br />Love is the poison that feeds the soul, addictive and deadly... <br />Love is like a Rubix Cube, there are countless numbers of wrong twists and turns, but when you get it right, it looks perfect no matter what way you look at it. <br />Love is like a bar of soap... (L) just when you grab it, it slips away <br />Once I was told love would save the world... I doubt that! <br />You know I love you, You know I care, Whenever you need me I will be there! <br />I loved u once, I love u still, I always have and always will... <br />Live, Love and Learn! <br />Love is like blood, its always within you!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-7200752558264646079?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-19176852605385909552007-09-04T05:05:00.000-07:002007-09-04T05:06:12.816-07:00If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right <br />Stupid cupid... stop pickin on me! <br />Some girls/boys have 7 boys/girls for 7 days but I have one for always <br />Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you! <br />Love is like war..:: Easy To Start.. Difficult To End..And.. Impossible To Forget..!! <br />Love Is More Than Just A Kiss <br />Be smart,be clever put me in your heart for ever <br />Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell <br />I Close My Eyes And Kiss Your Lips, Then I Go To Paradise <br />Love is a Feeling that Lasts Forever.. <br />You can fall in the water, you can fall off a tree but the best way to fall is to fall in love with me <br />Roses are red diaments are plastic, I am great, you are fantastic! <br />Don't love me for fun, love me for a reason .. let the reason be love <br />You can win me, you can lose me but try 2 never use me <br />Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions <br />Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? <br />Love is a slow poison <br />Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in <br />Accountants are the best lovers. They can do it all night long and keep their balance! <br />True Love is like ghosts, Everyone talks about, But very few have seen<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-1917685260538590955?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-45440688762903447452007-09-04T05:04:00.002-07:002007-09-04T05:05:21.449-07:00(*)iM nOt ShY..i JuSt DoNt LiKe YoU!(*)<br />Can I Have Ur Picture So I Can Show Santa What I Want For XMAS?<br />I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!<br />Love is like a baseball game 3 strikes and ure... OUT!<br />My pen is black, My ink is pale, My love 4 u.. will never fail!<br />When the sea is blue love will make a dream come true!<br />Give ure smile 2 every1 but... give ure heart 2 only 1!<br />To the world you are just one person but to one person you could mean the world.<br />If Love Is A Crime I Would Be In Jail Forever<br />Dont try to figure me out, just love me for who I am!<br />Love is available here at 100% discount.<br />Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet and so are you..<br />My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life.<br />GuRlS ArE LiKe StArZ, ThErE ArE MiLlIoNs Of ThEm, BuT OnLy *1* Can MaKe YoUr DrEaMs CoMe TrUe!<br />* I loved u once, i love u still, i always have and always will*<br />You came into my life sent down from heaven, Now I think about you, 24/7<br />Loving you makes life worth it<br />When You and I met, angels whispered "Perfect!" !<br />ur looks, ur smile, ur kiss, ur style everythin bout u boy drives me wild<br />You know I love you, You know I care, Whenever you need me I will be there!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-4544068876290344745?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-24768562176599342442007-09-04T05:04:00.001-07:002007-09-04T05:04:39.748-07:00(f)I can't Stop thinking about u(F) [U DRIvE mE -CRazY-] (L)I LOvE U(L) <br />Special smile a special face. A special someone I cant replace. I love you, I always will. U've filled a space no one can fill! <br />(L)Love is just a word..you know it isnt true but evey moment I still say im in love with you(L) <br />~#*..::(f)I'll love you forever(L)::..*#~ <br />(L)I loved u once, I loved u still, I always have and always will(L)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-2476856217659934244?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-20178102875618263042007-09-04T05:03:00.001-07:002007-09-04T05:03:46.111-07:00I'd rather spend one minute holding you...than a lifetime knowing I never could <br />Dear God make me a bird, so i can fly far far away from here. <br />Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me? <br />I'm like a butterfly.. pretty to see, hard to catch <br />Life is 4 living, Love is for giving! <br />(L) I dont know when you will be here, I dont know where you're gone, so I will sit here, waiting for the dawn <br />Cool, bad, but cute! <br />Cruel but Cute, so I'm worth it! <br />I'm Cool, I'm cute, I'm gonna kick you with my boot! <br />I luv u 4eva n always 2 da end... I cant live without u cuz ur my best frend... <br />Your a special friend like the many different species of turtles... u r unique in many special ways... be yourself! <br />(l)Im a little cabbage broken into two, my leaves I give to others, my heart I give to u (l) <br />(L)When a friend walks in, The whole World walks Out(L)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-2017810287561826304?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-28105262642419502152007-09-04T05:02:00.000-07:002007-09-04T05:03:17.021-07:00Love is like a quicksand, the deeper you fall in, the harder it is to get out!<br />Love is like a baseball game 3 strikes and you're... OUT!<br />a million words wud not bring u bak i kno coz iv tried - but neither wud a million tears...I know coz I've cried<br />God made the land, God made the sea, he needed a princess and so he made me!<br />When tears flow in your eyes... Always remember two things: I'm here and I care<br />A ring is round and never ends, that is how long we will be friends<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-2810526264241950215?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-85564059652387646972007-09-04T05:01:00.002-07:002007-09-04T05:02:15.187-07:00I love you more then yeterday, and less then tomorrow <br />Love comes and goes but friends stay forever! <br />A memory lasts forever, never does it die. True friends stay together and never say goodbye! <br />Friends Never say goodbye, they say hello!! <br />I'd like a diamond, I'd like some gold, I'd like a pearl, Because I'm daddy's little girl :)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-8556405965238764697?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-78933397275785981772007-09-04T05:01:00.001-07:002007-09-04T05:01:44.217-07:00When will people understand that words can cut as sharply as any blade, and that those cuts leave scars upon our souls <br />One should forgive one's enemies, but not before they are hanged. <br />I'm not going to change who I am for other people. <br />I'd rather chew on broken glass than keep on living... <br />I'm so sick of my heart leading me places where there can be no a happy ending <br />I live a life of misery and hate, I dream of being loved and safe <br />A smack round the face and a slit on my wrists... everyday ends like this... <br />Depression... a fancy word to say that ur dying inside <br />When ur depressed ur not just hurting yourself, your hurting the people around u. <br />Depression, is only the cry of a hurting soul, but no one wants to show it <br />[x] life.sucks[x]_[x]so depressed[x]_[x]hate.life [x]<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-7893339727578598177?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-76076895399022847112007-09-04T05:00:00.002-07:002007-09-04T05:01:08.893-07:00Life is not a movie. Good guys lose. Everybody lies. And love does not conquer all. <br />I'm gonna smile like nothing's wrong, talk like everything's perfect, act like it's just a dream, and pretend he's not hurting me. <br />I'd rather bleed with cuts of love then live without any scars <br />Suicide is just one person escaping the world without even getting back at the people that made them kill themselves <br />I've got a scar that reminds me to breathe.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-7607689539902284711?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-17963466502971411942007-09-04T05:00:00.001-07:002007-09-04T05:00:29.443-07:00A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic. <br />We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us. <br />Don't step on a daisy while looking for a rose. <br />I try to laugh about it, cover it all up with lies. I try to laugh about it, hiding the tears in my eyes. <br />This is real, I'm afraid; this time there is no hiding...<br />Lost until the eternal sleep comes... <br />I'm such a mistake, and I'm longing to not exist... <br />Dying seems less sad than having lived too little. <br />When will this miserable life end? <br />Pain and suffering... to the very end<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-1796346650297141194?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-30809919320587106972007-09-04T04:59:00.002-07:002007-09-04T05:00:01.888-07:00If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right... <br />You Know I'm so COOL and SWEET, when people see me they jump outta their seat! <br />Stupid Cupid... stop pickin on me! <br />Some girls/boys have 7 boys/girls for 7 days but I have one for always <br />Roses are Red, violets are Blue, Sugar is sweet and so are you!<br />Sweet is love when all is sane, Sweet is death to rid the pain, Cruel is death when all is well, Cruel is love when all is hell <br />I'd rather be hurt by the truth than hear your lies <br />LIFE IS DEPRESSING, BUT BEING WITH U IS WORSE <br />You make me proud, you gave me something to beleive... <br />Two Million Dollars Man<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-3080991932058710697?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-45177048214829885682007-09-04T04:59:00.001-07:002007-09-04T04:59:32.408-07:00Love Is More Than Just A Kiss <br />Be smart,be clever put me in your heart for ever <br />Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell <br />I Close My Eyes And Kiss Your Lips, Then I Go To Paradise <br />Love is a Feeling that Lasts Forever.. <br />You can fall in the water, you can fall off a tree but the best way to fall is to fall in love with me <br />Roses are red diaments are plastic, I am great, you are fantastic! <br />Don't love me for fun, love me for a reason .. let the reason be love <br />You can win me ,you can lose me but try 2 never use me <br />Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-4517704821482988568?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-84175171046239563462007-09-04T04:58:00.000-07:002007-09-04T04:59:04.811-07:00Sorry Honey, Daddy loves ya, but Daddy also loves Star Trek, and in all fairness, Star Trek was here first. <br />I've got an idea! An idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I'm talking about. <br />A boat's a boat but a box could be anything! It could even be a boat! <br />Fox has one of those new reality shows at eight, 'Fast animals, slow children.' <br />Wow! Lois, look at you! You look like Britney Spears! Except not a fat guy.<br />Holy crip, he's a crapple! <br />Pictures are better than words because some words are big and hard to understand. <br />Lois may be worth a million bucks to you, but to me she's worthless. <br />Oh this is almost as intense as that time I forgot how to sit down! <br />Women are not people, they are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-8417517104623956346?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-12663714592320654262007-09-04T04:57:00.000-07:002007-09-04T04:58:21.735-07:00Good Msn Nicknames <br /><br />Lifes sucks.. Then you die! <br />You think too hard, it hurts my ears! <br />Don't look at me in that tone of voice! <br />Why is life so ugly! <br />Ur Love is the source of my energy <br />Have no fear, I have beer! (B) <br />Don't wish on a star, REACH 4 1! (*) <br />*-)Gee... I wish I was smart enough to smoke!!*-) <br />I'd rather be hurt by the truth than hear your lies <br />LIFE IS DEPRESSING, BUT BEING WITH U IS WORSE <br />Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it's the moments that take your breath away. <br />Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-1266371459232065426?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-78683686681675796452007-09-04T04:55:00.000-07:002007-09-04T04:56:41.229-07:00When will people understand that words can cut as sharply as any blade, and that those cuts leave scars upon our souls <br />One should forgive one's enemies, but not before they are hanged. <br />I'm not going to change who I am for other people. <br />I'd rather chew on broken glass than keep on living... <br />I'm so sick of my heart leading me places where there can be no a happy ending <br />I live a life of misery and hate, I dream of being loved and safe <br />A smack round the face and a slit on my wrists... everyday ends like this... <br />Depression... a fancy word to say that ur dying inside <br />When ur depressed ur not just hurting yourself, your hurting the people around u. <br />Depression, is only the cry of a hurting soul, but no one wants to show it <br />[x] life.sucks[x]_[x]so depressed[x]_[x]hate.life [x] <br />Life is not a movie. Good guys lose. Everybody lies. And love does not conquer all. <br />I'm gonna smile like nothing's wrong, talk like everything's perfect, act like it's just a dream, and pretend he's not hurting me. <br />I'd rather bleed with cuts of love then live without any scars <br />Suicide is just one person escaping the world without even getting back at the people that made them kill themselves <br />I've got a scar that reminds me to breathe. <br />A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic. <br />We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us. <br />Don't step on a daisy while looking for a rose. <br />I try to laugh about it, cover it all up with lies. I try to laugh about it, hiding the tears in my eyes. <br />This is real, I'm afraid; this time there is no hiding... <br />Lost until the eternal sleep comes... <br />I'm such a mistake, and I'm longing to not exist... <br />Dying seems less sad than having lived too little. <br />When will this miserable life end? <br />Pain and suffering... to the very end. <br />My strength is hatred, torment, and pain! <br />There are no tears, No feeling of guilt, Nowhere to channel the anger, Nowhere to leave the pain <br />You can't kill me.. I'm already dead <br />Early morning moments, A glimpse of joy, But it's soon over and I return to dust... <br />The closer we are to the soul, the further we are from perfection. Why settle for honesty when you can breathe a perfect lie? <br />I walk through fire, I walk through waves, darkness is overwhelming with hate and pain <br />I live a life of misery and hate, I dream of being loved and safe <br />Living is a nightmare, but suicides reality <br />Tears, scars and death... thats all life is to me <br />Kill me now, you know you want to.. it's not like I want to live anyway! <br />Kill me now, you know you want to.. it's not like I want to live anyway! <br />Thorns of time against the rose of the world, killing us slowly as my petals fall...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-7868368668167579645?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-49616130355174627732007-09-04T04:54:00.001-07:002007-09-04T04:54:57.881-07:00Use these cool msn names in MSN Messenger! <br /><br />Do you wish people to think well of you? Don't speak well of yourself. <br /><br />Life isn't weird: it's just the people in it. <br /><br />How much of human life is lost in waiting <br /><br />We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. <br /><br />Quick guys get tired; big guys don't shrink. <br /><br />Pain is no longer pain when it is past. <br /><br />A man of pleasure is a man of pains. <br /><br />When pain can't bless, heaven quits us in despair. <br /><br />Love fails, only when we fail to love. <br /><br />Where there is great love there are always miracles. <br /><br />Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache. <br /><br />Once upon a time I was falling in love, but now I’m only falling apart... <br /><br />You love to hate the one who loves the one you hate to love. <br /><br />For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also. <br /><br />A wounded heart can with difficulty be cured. <br /><br />When god made me, he was just showin off! <br /><br />Caution: I'm mental! communicate with me at ur own risk! <br /><br />I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. <br /><br />I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. <br /><br />The earth swarms with people who are not worth talking to <br /><br />I find nothing more depressing than optimism. <br /><br />I Don’t Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me <br /><br />I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal! <br /><br />Only little boys and old men sneer at love.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-4961613035517462773?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-86566712891697751892007-09-04T04:53:00.000-07:002007-09-04T04:54:07.216-07:00Here goes the list of MSN Plus Colour Codes :<br />Bold: ·#<br />Italic: ·&<br />Strike Out: ·'<br />Underline: ·@<br />Color: ·$<br />Terminate: ·0<br />To use the color code you would need to put a color value after the ·$ sign.<br /><br />For example to get orange you would have to use ·$7 as 7 is the code for orange. These numbers ase similar to mIRC Color Codes.<br /><br />More Examples of Color Codes:<br />White: ·$0 (White)<br />Black: ·$1 (Black)<br />Marine: ·$2 (Marine)<br />Green: ·$3 (Green)<br />Red: ·$4 (Red)<br />Brown: ·$5 (Brown)<br />Purple: ·$6 (Purple)<br />Orange: ·$7 (Orange)<br />Yellow: ·$8 (Yellow)<br />Lime: ·$9 (Lime)<br />Teal: ·$10 (Teal)<br />Aqua: ·$11 (Aqua)<br />Blue: ·$12 (Blue)<br />Pink: ·$13 (Pink)<br />Gray: ·$14 (Gray)<br />Silver : ·$15 (Silver) <br /><br /> <br /><br />Here is a Messenger Plus! Color Chart<br /><br /><br />You can also set a background color.<br />For that the format will be: ·foreground color,$background color<br />So if you want white text on pink background :<br />·$0,13<br /><br />More examples of background or highlighting:<br /><br />Black text on White Background ·$1,0<br /><br />White text on Black Background ·$0,1 <br /><br />White text on Marine Background ·$0,2<br /><br />White text on Green Background ·$0,3<br /><br />White text on Red Background ·$0,4<br /><br />White text on Brown Background ·$0,5<br /><br />White text on Purple Background ·$0,6<br /><br />White text on Orange Background ·$0,7<br /><br />Red text on Yellow Background ·$4,8<br /><br />White text on Lime Background ·$0,9<br /><br />White text on Teal Background ·$0,10<br /><br />White text on Aqua Background ·$0,11<br /><br />White text on Blue Background ·$0,12<br /><br />White text on Pink Background ·$0,13<br /><br />White text on Gray Background ·$0,14<br /><br />White text on Silver Background ·$0,15<br /><br /> <br />You can wrap these Color Codes with Bold/Italic/Underline/Strikeout codes.<br />So if you wanna have a Bold Orange text you put:<br />·#·$7<br />Use ·0 to terminate a code.<br /><br />So to have 1st part in Bold and 2nd part in Italic we do:<br />This is ·#Bold·0 and this is ·$Italic·0<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-8656671289169775189?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729602075496778369.post-20050507011839732432007-08-27T03:50:00.001-07:002007-08-27T03:50:29.763-07:00msn nickname<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7729602075496778369-2005050701183973243?l=nick-names-msn.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Msn Nicklerinoreply@blogger.com0